Yes, bagging the buffet food IS stealing, even though Rick Steves says otherwise

435. Yes, they did say it was "just down the road" and you've been walking for 15 minutes.

436. Yes, all of those European people on the metro know that this is your first time on the train that they take 2x a day, every day(they have little chips implanted into their brains that let them know when tourists are around).

437. No, everyone does not speak English. Especially not with that attitude.

We stand on the right on escalators because that's how it works.

Londoners are not rude. They are just all trying to get somewhere (through all the tourists).