...the doctors declared him inseine.

Nice to know the doctors are in France as quick as the spanish ones

I think the doctors are all "inseine". He was just going for a scienic swim.

...he floated with the current for a few hundred meters, when suddenly....

...he realized he hadn't brought his current converter.

When in Paris remember that the river is pronounced to rhyme with "when" by the locals.

"Oh, my, am I speeding?" he shouted to the onlookers.

"Mais non! It's only your speedo."

If you slip it off, you may slow down....

the inevitable 'eiffel' you just gave unsuspecting bystanders...

He was surprised to learn that the pont neuf (new bridge) was the oldest bridge in Paris, but he kept rolling on the river.

'Ah' the onlookers gasped - don't you just <i>louvre</i> his style?

He broke his leg and became an invalides.

and a sculpture was installed at....

...he exclaimed, &quot;so this is where they threw my white sneakers....&quot;

I wanted to get tickets to this extravaganza, but the Conciergerie was unable to help.

Trying to incorporate things that don't go together, because people didn't see the post they were following:

He broke his leg and became an invalides, and a sculpture was installed at the site commemorating the event. When he saw it, he exclaimed, &quot;So this is where they threw my white sneakers.&quot;















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Author: cmt
Date: 06/26/2005, 06:24 am
and a sculpture was installed at....



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Author: Sue_xx_yy
Date: 06/26/2005, 06:33 am
...he exclaimed, &quot;so this is where they threw my white sneakers....&quot;

It become known as the &quot;Flying American&quot; monument, and that was the beginning of the trendy white smeaker fad in Paris.

oh lourdes...