Has anyone been to Hedonism II or III resorts. What are the facilities like, What should one expect to happen, What should you pack (and not pack), Are there any little helpful hinters? What do most people there look like (elderly overweight people, average middle age, young beautiful, etc). What is it like there in the end of May and is anyone going in May that would like to talk and meet for a drink once we get there?

Do a search of the archives.<BR>This is a very straightforward question.<BR>If you are kind of skanky looking, overweight, lots of tattoos and rings, and you are comfortable on a motorcycle, you'll feel right at home at Hedonism.<BR>One step up from the trailer park.

Hi Swingirl75<BR><BR>I've been to Hedo 3 times in 3 years and ehaded back twice this year. I'm not skanky looking, I'd love one day to own a nice trike but alas I am enthralled with Jamaica and it's culture to spend 30 grand on a recreation vehicle. I do have one oriental tattoo and did have some piercings but removed them. I don't live in a trailer park but work in business journalism and make about 50 gran a year at age 31. <BR><BR>I'm headed to Hedo the week before Mother's day and I am a single female. The facilities are comparable to a holiday Inn with a bit more tropical interior decoration. The grounds are beautiful. The food is mostly good buffet style fare. You should expect to happen anything and everything.<BR><BR>I normally pack for a week 2 dozen pair of sexy underwear(my little thing), 7 sarongs or beach wraps, toilettries, 3 or for sexy dresses, 6-7 pair of shoes, 3 tshirts or tops, a swimsuit, PJ outfit, slinking silver material for toga.<BR><BR>I spend most of my day on the nude side. I wake up, shower, wrap on a sarong and throw on a tshirt and head up to breakfast where someone makes me a 2 egg cheese omelet and crispy bacon and I bleary eyed drink 2 cups of wonderful coffee and socialize with a dozen or 2 dozen people. I then head down to the nude pool around 9:30 and bake in just my skin for an hour til the pool and nude bar open. Anna has a smile for me as she gets me some ice water and asks me about the day. <BR><BR>I then float naked on my raft for about an hour til the crowd filters in. I may smoke a little float a little, socialize a lot with people who are just average ordinary people, young, old, skinny, fat, married, single etc. Sometime later Robert who has the sexiest eyes and most beautiful smile and personality flirts as he cooks up some crispy fries and grilled cheese and I share with friends.<BR><BR>We may play wacky pool games or just sit and laugh all day. Happy hour in the hot tub then spicy jerk chicken and a nap before slipping into something sexy and heading up for dinner and my typically first drink of the day. After dinner, there is socializing in the piano bar then dancing in the disco.<BR><BR>If I feel up to it I head down to the hot tub to socialize and bounce between that and the cold jacuzzi. I normally crawl into bed at 3 am and get up at 7 am and do it all over again.<BR><BR>Not sure when Steve- [email protected] was there but maybe his wrestling buddies and him were too shallow to just hang out on the nude side and wished to judge others on appearance. <BR><BR>The median age range for Hedo is about 40 which means you'll find from 18-80 year olds there with most ranging from 30-50. I have yet to see a perfect body, though some are less flawwed than others. <BR><BR>wishes well<BR>mierin

Thanks Merein for the info<BR> I was wondering how you felt about the rating of 5 golden apples by Apple vacations for this resort (6 golden apples being the highest rating).<BR> I was also wondering which activities are &quot;must see&quot; events. What is the food like (rated 1 to 10) is it all buffet style? And is there much to do outside the resort?

THe b boards at dennyp.com have a lot of regular hedo people on them, you might check there also.

Well I'd give it 3-4 apples but then I go for the atmosphere and not the plushness of a resort. The food highly depends sometimes on the week. I've never gone hungry, the closest was one night in the main dining room where nothing was very good so I just went to the italian restaurant and had pasta. Something I love but try to avoid. I am very found of tomato parmesan sauce( I think ) on any pasta, the tilapia fish at scotch bonnet, jerk chicken from Indiana on the nude side, breakfast in main dining room. I love grilled cheese at fries at Roberts. I would call the food a cross between fine dining and family dining. There are usually very good soups, salads and cheeses with fruits and desserts as well. Their 24 hour snack attack and midnight buffet sometimes leave something lacking. <BR><BR>You have numerous choices for meals the main buffet dining room for breakfast 7-10, lunch 11:30-2, dinner 7-10, midnight buffet 12-2(not positive on times). Also Beach grills from 11-7 daily. There is also a japanese steak house called munihana like benihana kind of. The scotch bonnet which serves jamaican food, I think thyere are both open from 7-10 and Pastafari which serves from 7-10 and then pasta and pizza from 10-12. Each restaurant is closed one night. There is also popcorn at the nude bar and piano bar. nachos at the nude bar and sometimes hot dogs. <BR><BR>I've heard mayfield falls I think is their name is a wonderful trip, as is Rick's(is it open), Lobster at Xtabi, Dancing at the Jungle which I hope to do this May. I['m still in the honeymoon period at the resort and sand gravity weighs hard so I rarely go off property. <BR>mierin<BR>whos is a regular Dennyp poster as well

Thanks again Mierin. An I have been to Denny P's site, excellent Unfortunately we will be at HIII at different times. I will be there the last week in May ( But if you know anyone who is going then, dont hesitate to introduce!