Kathie

Bob, I'm worried about your new bamboo floors. If the Panda doesn't have enough to eat he may attack the floors. Watch out!

Hanuman

And don't forget that most chopstick and toothpicks are made from Bamboo!

rhkkmk

we have laced all bamboo in the house with foolproof poisons...

i doubt he uses a tooth pick....i suspect he just rips a leg off a priceless antique chair

rhkkmk

KAREN----"get rid of the china and silver and anything of value..." "put out the paper plates, plastic utensils and folding chairs...."

"and don't wear the large tiara.."

Gpanda

When I awoke this momentous morning, I note the snow. Therefore, for proper vening garb, I'm breaking out the fur-lioed speedo.

Hanuman

Is that because there's no fur behind the speedos?

glorialf

Andy-- how is it possible NOT to talk politics these days. . Somehow I suspect you'll survive the evening.

Gpanda

Hanuman-the fur is strategically placed.

Gloria-we actually have our Bali trip with B and K to plan. Unless the dollar has further plummeted, we may be able to avoid politics. Also note, I don't discuss politics with my cat either.

rhkkmk

meow

Smeagol

YOU HAVE A CAT!!!!!

simpsonc510

Is there some way to video tape this panda/banker dinner and put it on utube so we can all enjoy the banter?

Have a great time! Don't eat too much...

Carol

simpsonc510

A banker and panda together...
Not sure their two spouses can weather!
With pieces of rope,
These two wives, we hope,
The panda and banker to tether.

(a pathetic attempt, I know)

Gpanda

A very wierd cat. , Go to www,devonrex.com to get a picture.

Carol, the Limerick was actually quite good.

Does anyone else think that in the etrnal dog/cat controversy, that Bob is a snake person?

simpsonc510

Isn't Bob a gecko person? I thought he was training one (of many) for guen.

rhkkmk

i have gheckos which i feed to the snakes, and right after swallowing, the cat eats the snake which is followed by the dog (pit bull) eating the tiny cat...followed by hors d'oeuvres on a silver platter...

simpsonc510

Andy
That's quite a cat you've got there. I followed the link, not knowing what to expect. I assume you take it to court with you, to give you an edge in tricky cases...
Carol

rhkkmk

carol...they don't give him tricky cases....he is also down to only one judge in MA who will allow him in his/her court room....and that is the crossdressing judge in the bankrupcy federal court...

i wonder if that judge likes speedos??

Gpanda

Carol-these cats are unbelievable. My brother got two and loved them. We got one and my son and his wife were so taken with her they got two. Somehow, they retain kitten-like playfulness into adulthood. Beth is completely smitten.

Bob, the judges are mostly bored with their jobs. Most cases are frightenlingly similar. I bring a degree of levity that they sem to enjoy. It's the only way to keep their attention. Think Groucho goes to court.

Gpanda

We've packed our bags, fed the cats and prepared for our foray into the wilds of Needham. If you don't hear from me in the next 24 hours, send out a search and rescue team. I'll be leaving a trail of bread crumbs so we can find our way back. I've attached a transponder to my leg.

rhkkmk

we have locked the doors, called out the national guard, pulled all the drapes and allerted the neighbors--only those with shot guns....but this is the burbs, so thay all have shot guns to keep undesirables away....

we will have them shower before we offer them a drink....