Pestana CR7 Funchal
To say that Madeirans hold their own soccer megastar Cristiano Ronaldo in high esteem would be a massive understatement, and this boutique hotel—partly owned by the slick-footed star himself—is testament to just how highly regarded he is. The modern lodging is decorated with photos of the star, and the corridors are carpeted in soccer-field green. There's also an open air fitness center, featuring training sessions designed by the man himself, as well as a picture-perfect pink rooftop infinity pool. All hotel guests get free access to the adjoining CR7 museum.