Anybody ever get hit or attacked by a shark?

This has WHAT to do with travel?
Go away!

Well Les it is about travel...I once got a ride on the back of a shark along the coast of Florida. At the end of the ride I thanked the shark and he promptly bit my foot off. I asked him why he had done this, he said it was my own fault since I knew what he was when I jumped on his back! See, it is all about travel, modes of travel and the dangers of some modes!

No, but I was once attacked and hit by a monkey.

Yes. Once I was hit by the IT manager in our office. Oh, sorry. I thought you said "dork."