Sadly, STW, I've already been out almost three weeks! With virtually nothing to show for it.

CAPH...

Three weeks?...oh...lol....sorry.

Oh, I forgot, that was supposed to be Dr. STW! My apologies!

Join the party...I am contemplating just doing chores and watching cable....but I maaay go out if I am feeling up to it.

I'm off to the grocery store for Dill Pickle Potato chips and ho-hos.

I'm in the mood for my favorite food groups; Lard, white flour, processed sugar, and salt.

We'll keep the light on. ((i))

GoTravel, you remind me of one of my college roommates. I spent a week with her just week before last and she is skinny as a rail. But, while we were together, she put away the beer and other junk food!!

And Mr.GoTravel would KILL me right now if he knew I was scarfing down ho-hos and dill pickle chips.

I can hear him now, "while you are training for this marathon every single thing you eat has to matter.....".

What I eat really does effect (or is it affect? I can never figure the two out) my running performance. Just one last fling before I really get into the core training.

affect.

Good luck with your training GoT! :)

"Special Effects" It's a noun.

Affect is the verb. FYI :-)

Woo-hoo! I'm not a loser THIS Saturday night. I decided to stay in town instead of driving back and forth this weekend. Well, I check in and the guy says with a smile... "I think you will like your room".

I do a double take at the sign at the door. I'm in a suite! Have no idea why. I asked if I could be upgraded to the club floor but he said the hotel was almost full and he couldn't. But, he puts me in a dang suite!!!

I came back to the room about an hour ago - but just walked into the "dining room area" and there's a platter of cookies and chips with sodas and water. Oh, yeah, a personalized letter.

I'm just shaking my head - but I won the hotel room lottery THIS time. It's not my preferred hotel chain.

I may be switching affliation! :-)

No, sir. Not a loser THIS Saturday night. :-)

Hello! Loser here....

It has been raining here on LI steadily with more to come tomorrow. I had nothing to do today so I watched the foodnetwork and decided to make an Italian dinner tonight....now I am watching my DH ass sink further into the couch and I am going to rent Last Holiday on IO.

I also drank a bottle of red wine myself (Coppola, not bad)...and had 2 Scooby doo push up pops and an Incredibles Ice cream cone. Oh yeah did I mention I am sitting here in an oversized Minnie Mouse Tee shirt??

Thank god for laptops because I am way too much of a loser to even go to my main computer.

We did go out last though :)

GoTravel you are not a loser...you are just busy!

Careful starrsville. Smilin' guys tellin' you you'll like your room might have ulterior motives. :-D

Oh, indy, we heard a LOT about you at the GTG today! kybourbon thinks the world of you.

PS - I think I'm safe! :-)

Oh my starrsville. I didn't realize you were at the GTG with KYbourbon and her daughter. Lies, lies they tell all lies. :-)

I hope you had a great GTG. I actually met KY's DD at a GTG before I met her. What fun people. We're shooting for a GTG in July.

Ok, add me to the loser list and take off Starrsville. Noone who rates a suite w/cookies and a note from Santa can count when I'm already home after a night out :(

We went to a bbq place with our neighbors to get some ribs and hear a little music. We'll the neighbors ended up bringing their normally well behaved and adorable 18mo. old, there was no music (too early) and the kid screamed the entire ride home. Dinner was yummy though. Yes, we were home by 8pm a time I used to be first thinking about getting ready to go out!! Am I an old loser? :P

Aloha fellow losers! Due to the time zone difference between Hawaii and the rest of the world, I had to start early this week. By the time I got to the thread last week, you were all passed out..Not fair! So I'm sitting here drinking a cup (styrofoam cup, still legal in Hawaii) of Peter Vella's box wine "Delicious Red", a nice April vintage comparable to any fine Laotian wine, playing "Anita Ward's Greatest Hit" cd (You can ring my be-ee-ell, ring my bell, my bell, ring a ling) over and over and over again, that girl had talent with a capital T. Eating Beef-A-Roni out of the can, Hostess Sno-Balls for desert, like to peel off the coating, roll it in little balls, makes me think there's more than there really are. The DC's are watching the tropical fish video on the 42" big screen t.v. The DD is on the porch suffering from an extreme case of the dog farts, so cute the way she looks behind her when she lets one go!

I'd like to nominate jetset1 for "Loser of the Week" as she has 32 posts on the "Fodors Convention 2007" thread! 32 and still going! (though I'd think that makes me a bigger loser by counting other peoples posts, but hey, my "Sudoku for Beginners" is finally finished!) Great sense of humor that girl has though, would love to see her and Degas do a duet at the convention!

Well the sun's still shining here so I think I'll start getting ready for the big "Coqui Frog Hunt" tonight. Flashlight- check. Big stick to poke the frogs- check. Gloves so I don't have to touch them- check. Cup to put the frogs in- check all set!
Have a great week-end! you can ring my be-ee-ell, ring my bell..

I'm supposed to put on my dancing shoes and head out in a little bit. I think I'm getting too old for this. OWJ, I may get back on the L list if I cancel. That will make me an official "old fogie" - or SNL in this case!

I am feeling sooo much better.
A. BuffaloGirl and the infomercials. B.Jetset1 has posted 32 times on the GTG thread.
C.matink...has counted her posts.
D. Pushy has not checked in with his outfit du jour, but we know it will be a goodie.
As to the Dancing with Dogs...if I EVER put my dog and me in matching costumes (the red tutus were special) just shoot me. Loser emeritus.

Perhaps Pushy has been banned from Loser/Fodorville....

Or just maybe Pushy got lucky tonight. :D

I'm sitting around in my underwear depressed because I have to go back to work tomorrow.

My wife is not home from work so there is nothing for me to eat until she gets home.

I was going to exercise but the dog is sleeping in the exercise room and I don't want to wake him up.

I used the last of the metimucial today and it is too hot to go out to the store.

I walked to the mailbox today so it wasn't a completely wasted day.

I was wondering if there was any new action on the "travel the world or have children post"

I'm thinking about getting my clothes ready for work tomorrow morning.

El_Swainer your post is up there on the loservillometer!

matnikstym is up there also because she counted her posts AND she's going frog gigging tonight!

I'm back up at the top because I invented the word 'loservillometer'.

GT Drop me lower on the loservillometer.

I am now shreading documents that have been building up for a couple of months instead of doing it on my next days off, ok?

You're off the charts dude!

El S can't you take those docs to work and dump them in the confidential bin? Way easier than shredding. :-)

GT I don't belong up with the top 3. I have been also burning a Barry Manilo cd for my wife (her request). And when it got finished I sit on the couch and listen to each song to make sure there are not skips or bleeps in the song. This is important, right?

I can't take the docs to work. They spy on everything we do. The dog woke up! I am off to exercise!

It was too hot here today to do much. We got a new ceiling fan at Home Depot for the bedroom because the old one made a ticking noise that DH couldn't hear but which kept me awake at night. On the way home we bought a new wand for the Kirby, since I broke the old one, using the floor wand on the rug instead of putting on the powerhead.

Spent awhile watching a wren build a nest in a birdhouse I got more for decoration than rental, then went to Walmart for bulbs for the fan light.

The day's highlight was having a strawberry daquiri. At least tonight, the fan won't keep me up!

Go Travel~ does it make me an even bigger loser being that I'm a male?

The informercials got me p.o.'d. I looked up the colon cleanse one...... only to find out that the guy is in big trouble with the FDA. Parasites in your intestine aren't as bad as he makes them sound....who knew????

If you buy one of those large rubber exercise balls, you will look like a model in 3 weeks. Really!

Well, I'm going to have to pass on the loserville trophy to someone more deserving. My SIL did and I did end up going out for dinner right in my own neighborhood. I got out of the house, so I think I'm disqualified.

We had some wine with dinner and, quite frankly, when I came home I thought to myself "screw the kitchen floor." Maybe I'll wash it, and maybe I won't.

Five more weeks until vacation. Five weeks. Only five more weeks. Did I mention five weeks?

No, not a bigger loser, just a little denser!

:-D

LOL!

Hey, BG? Do you have a trip planned anytime soon? If so, when are you going?

I can't figure out this damn camera.

Evidently, I can record video clips.

I'm supposed to format the memory card and I think I did but the camera isn't showing that it is formatted.

The kitties are tired of having their picture taken and are now hiding under the bed. The big losers.

What camera did you get GoT?

Samsung Digimax 500 5.1 megapixels.

I have no idea what the above means.

STW....ROAD TRIP...to Woods Hole, Cape Cod, July 29th!

After almost 15 years of working part time (raising my kid), I'll be returning FT by the end of summer. I'm already spending the extra money in my head thinking about possible future trips. My husband is getting mad at me already. Too bad!!!

If you INSIST on sending me a prize, just address it to me, BuffaloGirl, Buffalo, NY. I'll get it.

GoT.....we have the dill pickle chips here (I'm not nuts about them, though). But, you can drive over to Canada (well, at least I can), and buy ketchup flavored Lays. I don't like those either. But thought I'd share. If you want some, I'll get them for you!

btw- she's up to 35 posts now! almost 25%...come on darkness, I've got to get out and get me some frogs!

Hello, Fellow Saturday Night Losers! What a happy bunch we are ...for Losers! GoTravel: Just grab that favorite golf skirt out of the laundry basket,( careful...don't spill the Pinot Noir on it!), throw it in the dryer for a couple of minutes & your are all set for that golf tournament tomorrow!
BuffaloGirl: you made me laugh so hard I had tears streaming down my face. Colon Cleansing? Maybe you & El Swainer shd get together...he's all upset b/c he has no Metamucil.
I'm a Definite Loser Tonight.....I'm sitting here eating a huge bowl of mashed potatoes(with butter), washing it down w/ Chardonnay & asking my dear sweet cat to stay away from my Chardonnay...he's a real wino....sticks his cute little face right in the glass if I turn my back!( where's that camera??) I don't know what it is w/ the mashed potatoes lately but I am addicted to them...I boil 3 or 4 huge potatoes & mash them(quartered.... if you other losers want my "special recipe" let me know). I am busting out of my "little" black capris from all of the mashed potatoes with butter. Especially the right side...my right thigh is definitely sticking out more than my left thigh.... Loser looks down @ thighs in black capris & groans...ugh...where did THAT come from??? Should I have Liposuction? Imagine The Doc going..."Weird...it has the consistency of mashed potatoes..."... Speaking of fashion,(black capris) I was watching "What Not To Wear" @ 3:30 this morning...when I went to bed @ 4:00AM the birds were already chirping! Anyway...my "clock" is all messed up....
I think that I shd get "The Biggest Loser Award"...Loservillometer...a Perfect Ten! ;)

Hello you darlin losers, you! :D
It was a gorgeous day and hot! so we lolled on the terrace with coffee til it got too warm then went to a Fab movie (Clean with Nick Nolte, Maggie Cheung, see it!!) then came home and lolled some more. Dinner was Henrys Tavern. hic~
It is 8:00 pm, and I am going back out when it gets dark, so I guess I will not be attaining loser status this Saturday night.
((F))

I've finished off the pinot noir and now I'm taking pictures of my pedicure with my phone and emailing them to Mr.GoTravel.

Did someone say mashed potatoes?

wow, the golf skirt is microfiber and will melt in the dryer!

I took it in the shower with me and washed it with shampoo. It's out on the deck drying!