Still counting down to 2013. Those pesky pounds keep adding on; how is one to think about bikini/speedo thoughts. Hi GMAC, how's the baby?

Hey gmac and cheryl.......the BIG party will be at iamq's and marteen's place in Hanalei. They are rich Californians, ya know!

Cheryl, you don't know nothin about those pesky pounds!!!!!

yes, dear irenewhite did kinda muck things up didn't she?

((r))

Here's the place:

http://www.kauaivacationrentals.com/...s&Avail=&Stay= &CF=

Will that do?

Totally, for sure!

I hope my friends cheryl and gmac like it tho....they are pretty high falutin!:-d

Not sure it is close enough to the water,know what I mean?

They can't be as picky as you or gyppielou.

You're right rncheryl. This one looks a little closer.

http://www.kauaivacationrentals.com/...s&Avail=&Stay=

Then there is this modest dump.

http://www.balihai.com/vacationrenta.../cat_1/page_2/

And if the stock market does exceptionally well between now and then, there is this one. Sort of far from the water though.

http://www.jeanandabbott.com/property/Dolphin_House.asp

See...it just keeps getting closer and closer to 100.

$650 cleaning fee? Even if I had it I wouldn't want to pay it! How bout tents on hippie beach?

Hey bbq.......I was watching House Hunters' International the other night and a big thing the woman wanted was an outdoor shower. I immediately thought of you!!!!!!

We could buy a generator and aero beds and 1000 thread sheets and spa towels and tents and a brand new bbq and donate a some new picnic tables and tiki torches and lots and lots of ice and fireworks and a gallon of sea-soap and a private caterer for a luau and not even come close to $18000 per week.

gyppie, can't you read? I told you cheryl and gmac are high falutin! The tents will not work for them! But, I do have a new tie dyed tshirt that would work on hippie beach!

Now, get up off your stingy butt and chip in for the $650 cleaning fee. It's for a grand pahtee in the making!!

does bbq pee outdoors?

hehehe.....

I do EVERYTHING outdoors! >:-)

I like gyppie's idea, but you forgot to mention the palm fronds for all you ladies to fan me with. Remember?

Pisces, typical Pisces! Always a DREAMER!

Are these individual tents or just one big tent??

gyppie? What the hell is sea-soap? Doesn't sound first class.

well back in the day when I bareboated in the BVI which is much more adventurous than a silly little villa with 20 bedrooms and 73 bathrooms for the two of you. . .

well bareboating we would take sea soap baths in the ocean, and rinse of with a frsh water shower.

You would be amazed at how clean and refreshing a sea soap bath followed by a fresh water rinse can be!!!!!

hehehe....you >:-)s you!

Crap, I just spilled a brand new bottle of Coke Zero all over the den. What a mess, and it's all bbq's and gyppie's fault for making me worry that I may have to sleep in a tent.

At least I have a carpet guru living here to help me clean it up! And, he pees outside all of the time!

And I just sprayed the bathroom ceiling with my brand new fancy shampoo! It is all over the mirror, the ceiling, the light fixture! Have you ever tried to clean up a soap product? Dont use water! LOL. What a cr#* a#$ mess! Don't ask how I did it.

Like I thought sea soap is definitely NOT first class.

And gyppielou...the house had 5 bathrooms and 5 bedrooms and we the two of slept in each and every one of them darn beds! So there!