StCirq:
"Try walking around Paris with an aspirin between them."

Oh, man up. Stick a cigar between those knees.

colduphere wrote: "Hey my wife says my knees are the most attractive part of my body."

She told me that she closes her eyes and conjures up her mental image of my knees in order to be able to tell you that lie.

She also asked me, in the interests of the good name of Canada, to try to get you to cover up with a sarong.

now I know what the Bee's Knees mean

Padraig is forcing me to look up the word sarong. Sounds Japanese.

You never know what you'll find on the Internet. I found this picture and showed it to my wife. She says I used to look like this when the room was very, very dark.

http://skovo.storeblogs.com/files/2009/10/sarong8.jpg

wishful thinking:)

But, really, don't you think that this is a better look for Paris? Although, sadly, the tennis shoes are missing, this gent has found a way to increase the usefulness of the fanny pack by wearing it in a more masculine way, and the Tilley-like hat is quite current.


http://www.theplacewithnoname.com/hi...7/DSC03178.jpg

ah, and the sarong. just picture cold now in that outfit.

Um, what's a disco harness? Maybe I don't really want to know...

Personally, if I were the judge in your divorce, and your wife showed pictures of you dressed like that in Paris, I'd grant her extra money just for the embarrassment...

but then maybe that's the point -- a little passive aggression? The wife wants to go there so you'll show her by embarrassing her to death...

BTW sarong is short for "it's a wrong" way to dress for Paris.

You never know what you'll find on the Internet. I found this picture and showed it to my wife. She says I used to look like this when the room was very, very dark.

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No room could be that dark.

The men in the South of France often wear great pedal pushers. My DH was searching for some last time we were there but it was November so they were not in the shops at all. actually we thought they might be available in the really big Carrefours. But they would be a nice addition to your travel wardrobe for future trips. Perhaps you could do a daytrip to Avignon on the TGV?

Are they the same thing as clam pushers? I may have some.

White shorts, purple fanny pack, black socks with garters (gotta keep those socks up and white skin to a minimum), white tennis shoes and, oh heck who cares what kind of shirt you wear. Skip the Tilley and go with a John Deere baseball cap.

When choosing a fanny pack, why limit yourself to your everyday hum-drum purple one? Women change their handbags according to their outfit, so why shouldn't men have the same prerogative? Perhaps consider this one for alternate days?

http://www.everythingsequin.com/scri...?idproduct=717

Seriously, if you could look as good as these guys you might consider a kilt :)

http://www.utilikilts.com/

That one guy with the baby is in Berlin- so cute (the baby is okay too)

We wear kilts one curling game a year. We look great IF we don't slip. Fifty year olds spread eagled commando style on the ice, well let's just say the women turn away.

Yeah, I can see what you mean. (coulda gone all night without that visual! thanks)