Insane

Encourage your colleagues to join in a little synchronized chair dancing.<BR><BR> Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.<BR><BR> Every time someone asks you to do something, as if they want fries with that.

k

OH BOY! is this silly or what??<BR>So of course I have to contribute!<BR><BR>Ask people what sex they are. ;o)

Laura

Ask: "Does the noise in my head bother you?"<BR><BR>

Rex

Have conversations with your ex-roommate from Princeton and his little niece.<BR><BR>Best wishes,<BR><BR>Rex<BR>

alttlenuts

Wonder if I hear my computer talking to me?

Santa Chiara

Well, you people obviously don't work for a university. These examples seem perfectly normal to me.

c

When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream "I WON, I WON, 3rd time this week!"

mom

Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go"

x

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

poor little

&lt;&lt;Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go"&gt;&gt;<BR><BR>Synchronize your shrills of glee with your siblings as you simultaneously beg "Oh, me, me, me!"<BR><BR>

opera

Sing along at the Opera

mimi taylor

As Judge Judy said: Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Book Chick

Sit in your car with the window open, point your hairdryer at oncoming traffic & scream "I got another one!" to each passing motorist.<BR><BR>Have yourself paged over the office P.A. system.<BR><BR>At the office, drink plain water or seltzer water out of a champagne glass!

Puma

Complain because no one will sell you a ticket to Shangri-la.

tatesmom

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.<BR><BR> Reply to everything someone says with "Thats what you think."

Beenanas

Scream "oh NO!" whenever the phone rings. Then pick it up and say, "howdy-dowdy, how are you this fine day."

njgirl

When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot,screaming "Run for your lives, they are loose"

Patrick Wallace

This getting perilously close to a favourite game in England - 'misleading advice to tourists', as in<BR><BR>- All London brothels display a blue lamp outside <BR><BR>- Try the famous echo in the British Museum Reading Room<BR><BR> (both outdated now, you note)<BR><BR>Any other suggestions?

DLt

When you meet a genuine Scarlett, practice your "frankly, my dear, I do give a damn" speech, and then spin a few tango CDs.

Scarlett

DLT-sir,you make me blush.You are obviously a Southern gentleman. I do thank you kindly~<BR>