Okay it's Friday again, so we'll keep it lighthearted. Following the last attempt to attract visitors to Madame Tuessauds - a J Lo mannaquin who blushes when you whisper in her ear - the latest exhibit is even tackier. Simon Cowell from Pop Idol/American Idol is now featured as an interactive model. If you sing to him kareoke style you will be rewarded with one from a list of cutting jibes, depending on how far off key you are. The line starts on the right...

I'd love to hear what Simon would say to J LO and Ben Affleck...

"You are pathetic worms. Your lifestyle could sink a cruiseship, for starters."
etc.

With the heatwave in London, I thought the wax figures would be melting. I heard the Michael and Janet Jackson figures melted together into one figure.

I'd like to know who has more silicon-Brittany Spears or her wax dummy! I heard J Lo was ticked b/c her trademark booty was too big-when will she and Ben just fade away?

...and the follow-up question...who has more BRAINS?

Is it just me or anybody else gets this feeling of being among the dead in a wax museum? I was in Las Vegas, and although most of them are still alive I felt like they are dead bodies. Weird feeling, I won't go back.