"I say Patrick old boy. We seem to have run out of claret back here at home. If you could possibly make an arrangement from your Ibiza beach for a delivery to us pets left behind, we'd all be grateful. In the event that you ignore this voice mail (again), there's just no telling what might become of that new upholstery that you recently paid for, the couch, the ottoman. Oh and your new CD box set autographed by Jimmy Page....shame to have that all scratched, don't you agree? cheerio