You must admit that Marilyn is a clever little troll. She seemed so sweet yet naive at first. <BR> <BR>Not very original though. Could she be the honeymooning dog lover?

Merideth IS the Dog !

So what those of you who took your precious time to respond with useless taunts or reprimands (without providing any useful information) are telling me is that unless people cowtow to the readership here, offering up alms and praise, assistance will be denied. Is that it? <BR>Are you all brainwashed Catholics or something? <BR>Gimme a break. If someone can't even have a simple question answered here without turning backflips and offering big smiles all around, this is a hopeless forum. <BR>I'd heard from a friend that it was a great place to exchange travel info and ideas. Guess I heard wrong.

call me a taunter - tell me i cowtow - i'm a bore and a boor - brainwashed and useless - but don't EVER accuse me of being catholic!

No, Meredity - what you got wrong was that you can't ask a vague question (it's not like Jackson Hole is NYC or DC or LA) then call everyone here stupid when they ask for clarification. You would have gotten tons of info if you have just said - "JH stands for Jackson Hole." Get some basic manners and you'll get some basic help - or go buy a book and do it yourself.

Yes Meredith, you came to the wrong place. We are all useless, cat-loving fools, so....good-bye.

Merideth, nobody requires smiles all around, backflips or alms. If you need a question answered about travel this is a great forum as your friend said. But YOU are asking for help so that usually means being civil. You posted using initials for a place in a state that is rarely discussed on this travel forum. It's not that foderites don't have information for you about Jackson Hole, it's just that you called them bozos and mocked them with the use of einstein. You made the error when you were not clear in your post. No need to apologize but no need to turn to name calling. It just makes you sound so childish.

i always found the brothel on main street to be a good place to sleep meredith. only place i found where you could get paid to spend the night. you might want to consider it.

okay there aren't many dog friendly places in JH other than the brothel. what about monkeys? can i take my monkey to JH?

Merideth: <BR>Be advised that JH is full of dog-loving "brainwashed catholics". They would be very happy to take your dog in, introduce him around and show him the sights. But, I'm afraid you will have to stay in the brothel.

Merideth, why not hide the dog under a long skirt? Not only will you get into any place you want but you'll probably come the closest to sex you've had in a long time. <BR> <BR>

Do you people even have jobs? <BR>All you can do is waste your time tossing around childish insults, some of you several times per day. <BR>Do your employers know that you're 'stealing' from them while on company payroll? <BR>Talk about angry and hostile and impolite....take a look at some of these posts. <BR>You people need some help!

<BR>There's a reason you're going on vacation with your damn dog and not a boyfriend or other human friend and that reason has nothing to do with us. Your dog probably doesn't even give you unconditional love. He's squirtin' in your closet when you're not looking.

No, Jerry, I think the only reason he's been squirting lateley is because YOU gave him a venereal disease and he can't seem to get rid of the burn and frequency of urination. <BR>You know that's illegal in the US, and I'll thank you to stay away from my dog from now on (and besides, she's a she). <BR>Go back to your sandbox, now OK? <BR>Or watch some NASCAR and pick belly button lint for awhile. <BR>And try keeping your mouth from slacking open and the drool off your chin while you're watching the cars and swilling your Old Style.

Merideth, Please go away. We really don't need you here.

Meredith, <BR>I'm sorry, you have just been voted off of this website.....please see the survivor thread. Now get your bag and take a walk.

<BR>C'mon Merideth...is that the best you've got?? You can do better than that. Let's go you little tramp, let's have some more... <BR> <BR>

Meredith - <BR> <BR>My pooch, my boyfriend and I all love JH and I was going to offer some advice until I saw the "brainwashed Catholics" remarks - why the need for that kind of unsolicited nastiness?

Sorry guys, I've been PMS-ing the past couple days. <BR>Should be better tomorrow. <BR>Hugs and kisses.

This has to be the most stupid thread I have read - even worse than the "Siamese Twins on a roller coaster" one. Merideth posts a ridiculous question, gets smart-aleck (and well deserved I must add)replys, and changes her mood with each passing post. I'm all for having fun, but this is getting a little tired.