I am partial to www.theonion.com and got a laugh from this one:<BR><BR>Laid-Off Zoologist Goes On Tranquilizing Rampage<BR><BR>SAN DIEGO—Twelve San Diego Zoo visitors and two employees were brutally sedated Monday, when laid-off zoologist Dr. Brian Vermeer, 41, returned to his former place of work armed with a tranquilizer gun and began firing into a crowd. &quot;It was kind of horrible,&quot; said Maria Christopher, 44, who witnessed the tranquilizing spree. &quot;People were gently falling asleep over the course of 20 to 30 seconds everywhere.&quot; The spree ended when Vermeer turned his gun on himself, knocking himself out for half an hour.