Not on this website, but on another, the thread was "Honeymoon with Virgin" - he meant Virgin airlines, but boy, that one got me thinking! :)

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I thought "Looking for a motel with a Texas shaped swimming pool" was pretty funny. Some posters knew of Colorado shaped swimming pools. i.e. square.

Loved the alliteration of the "Frantically Fretting over Fetid Foie Gras from France" thread from the Europe board.

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How about:

"How much is the $6.99 Breakfast Buffet at the Las Vegas Hilton?"

"Is it inappropriate to take my children to Intercourse, Pennsylvannia?"

"Where is the water warm enough in June so that I can wear my Speedo in confidence?"

In terms of real posts, back in the Wild West days before registration, I started a troll post titled "Ranch Cattle Herding/Slaughtering Vacation."

Seriously, the posts titled

"What should we do on our Honeymoon?"

always make me laugh. I supress the urge to respond with a witty yet surely unwanted response.

re: what should we do on our honeymoon. My former boss would laugh his a-- off about the people who would order wedding invitations from us that began, "We have experienced love...." (Presuming those aren't the people wondering what to do.)

I always get a kick out of:

I have booked a vacation to....Vegas, NY, Chicago, LA (whatever)...

What should I do?
How is my hotel (that I have a non cancelable reservation at)?
How about the kids? etc., etc.

rather self explanatory IMHO

Somebody on European board couldn't figure out the train schedule going to Rome, Italy. So the post was

"Can some body examine my Trenitalia?"

Also the all-time classic

"Go to Europe for the first time, how much do you tip the pilot"

I love this one: How do I make reservations for "The Lord's Supper?"

I liked this one, which appeared last year on the U.S. board:

Utah Quickie

Has Syrahgirl worn Google out?

there was also one some time ago that wanted to know if Hampton Court in UK was part of the Hampton Inn chain and if it was inexpensive as well....

How bout this one...
It's been 4 years since we've done it, help us get our groove back in Kauai

4 years is a looooong time....they really need this trip.

Based on a statement a female client once said to me regarding a (fortunately never taken) future trip:

Safari? I don't want to take photos, I want to shoot the danged things!
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ttt - because I needed a good laugh today!
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