Funny post titles, add yours too!
May 21st, 2005, 03:18 PM
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Funny post titles, add yours too!
If anyone is truly bored, how about thinking up a few post titles to get the party started? Here's a couple from me..
Should people with hairy toes wear sandals to Sedona?
Will you gain weight from drinking at 30,000 feet?
If I share my corn nuts with a stranger, will I catch a virus?
Okay, so it's a rainy Alaskan Saturday, but I know there are some good laughs to be had.
Should people with hairy toes wear sandals to Sedona?
Will you gain weight from drinking at 30,000 feet?
If I share my corn nuts with a stranger, will I catch a virus?
Okay, so it's a rainy Alaskan Saturday, but I know there are some good laughs to be had.
May 21st, 2005, 06:26 PM
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This one is actual: " HELP! Should we go to California, Nova Scotia or Turks & Caicos????"
This one is made-up: "On airplanes, why does the seat sign say 'Wear seat belt while seated'"??? ( cld you wear your seat belt while standing???)
This one is made-up: "On airplanes, why does the seat sign say 'Wear seat belt while seated'"??? ( cld you wear your seat belt while standing???)
May 22nd, 2005, 04:33 AM
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"Any good hostiles?" http://www.fodors.com/forums/threads...2&tid=34426139
"HELP!"
"Travel advice"
Is_____worth it?"
Though I can't find it, I think once there was a thread title something like "Chow, everybody," and it was NOT meant as a joke (was on Europe forum, and was meant to be "ciao.")
"HELP!"
"Travel advice"
Is_____worth it?"
Though I can't find it, I think once there was a thread title something like "Chow, everybody," and it was NOT meant as a joke (was on Europe forum, and was meant to be "ciao.")
May 22nd, 2005, 07:01 AM
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"I'm heaving on a jet plane." This was about a woman with air sickness.
"Don't want to get arrested at the airport." This classic has now been deleted, but it was written by someone with outstanding warrants. He was asking if they look for arrest warrants when you check in for an international flight. It was a hoot, I wish they could bring it back.
"Don't want to get arrested at the airport." This classic has now been deleted, but it was written by someone with outstanding warrants. He was asking if they look for arrest warrants when you check in for an international flight. It was a hoot, I wish they could bring it back.
May 24th, 2005, 02:13 PM
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One of the classic threads on this forum was "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison". However, I'm unable to pull it up; maybe it was jettisoned into cyberspace by Fodor's editors.
Another amusing title is "BRAS--Do European women wear them?" which can be found at http://www.fodors.com/forums/threads...id=2&tid=70465
Another amusing title is "BRAS--Do European women wear them?" which can be found at http://www.fodors.com/forums/threads...id=2&tid=70465
May 24th, 2005, 03:02 PM
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As a "dinky di" Aussie, I too love that Seinfeld episode - "Maybe a dingo ate your baby" !!!
I think Bart Simpson made that comment too - it was hilarious.
Gilbert (now transplanted to Eagle River, Alaska)
As a "dinky di" Aussie, I too love that Seinfeld episode - "Maybe a dingo ate your baby" !!!
I think Bart Simpson made that comment too - it was hilarious.
Gilbert (now transplanted to Eagle River, Alaska)
May 25th, 2005, 03:59 AM
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I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison is a classic of the European thread, as is "how much should I tip the pilot?"
[A little history about the drunk momma. The late Steve Goodman (1948-1984) wrote what he thought was the perfect country song: "You Never Even Call Me By My Name." David Alan Coe told him it was great, but he'd left out a few things like trains, momma, getting drunk, pickup trucks, prison, good dogs like old Shep, etc. So Steve added another verse that starts: "I was drunk the day that momma got out of prison...."]
[A little history about the drunk momma. The late Steve Goodman (1948-1984) wrote what he thought was the perfect country song: "You Never Even Call Me By My Name." David Alan Coe told him it was great, but he'd left out a few things like trains, momma, getting drunk, pickup trucks, prison, good dogs like old Shep, etc. So Steve added another verse that starts: "I was drunk the day that momma got out of prison...."]
