A pineapple is related to neither pines nor apples. It is a berry.

Oddly, urinating on lilac bushes helps them grow bigger. Good thing there are three males living here, because I can't aim all that well. J.

mikemo---that is NOT useless information---try again.

I'm still working on the fried pickles to feed my horse. Do you think I should use a beer batter or panko crumbs for the coating?

Nora, forget pickles. Just give her beer and go riding.

Faina-Love this thread. You must be having a slow Friday!!

Fried pickles are actually good and believe me I was very skeptical until I had one.

Another useless fact-It's not only horses that can't throw up. Neither can cows. So I guess we will have to feed both of them one of these fried pickles to find out!!

Sheesh ! Didn't anyone straighten out a hanger and measure it ?!?

R5

Actually. . . she does love Guinness. No kidding.

Wow! This is fun. Can someone teach that not-throwing-up trick to my dog?

How many feet in one hanger?

My front lawn needs mowing.

My back lawn needs mowing.

Only 263 days till I go to Kauai !!

Only 189 days till I go to Arizona !!

I won a dinner for 4 at Mr. Changs by answering a correct question on "Regis & Kathy Lee".

My kitty smells like baby powder. We have no idea why...we never wash her nor foo foo her in any way.

Abou Ben Adam, may his tribe increase...now you've done it Wow! It's stuck in my mind too thank you very much. :)

One time my sons and I listened to the online pronunciation of the word "hullaballoo" over and over again.

Bill Cosby graduated from my High School.

I almost forgot. Bill Cosby went to my University --- Temple University.

O.J. Simpson and both Children Again were students of Galileo High School in San Francisco.

And . . . I was once on a guided ranger tour with Hal Linden in Zion National Park.

a Kir Royal will make my nose numb but who cares when you are celebrating ?
((D))

Annetti...he went to mine too, UMass Amherst, but grad school and long after me. I did go with both Taj Mahal, who dated a girl in my dorm, and Buffy St. Marie though. :)

My friend and I once followed O.J. Simpson around the old Memorial Auditorium hallways during a Buffalo Braves game.

Bill Cosby ate lunch at Tadich Grill in San Francisco one Saturday in April, 2003. We saw him there. And he didn't order fried pickles.

I'm allergic to celery.

I like mint.

Did anyone else get a cramp trying to measure their foot against their forearm?

Pineapples may not be related to pines or apples but the are related to Spanish moss.

My best friend and I can sing the "Oscar Meyer Weiner Song"...one word at a time...in its' entirety!

Example:

BuffaloGirl: Oh
Friend: I
BuffaloGirl: Wish
Friend: I
BuffaloGirl: Were
Friend: An
BuffaloGirl: Oscar
Friend: Meyer
Buffalo: Wiener

And so on......keeping the tune in key all the way through.

Malesherbes: Did we go to that same high school????...... where the nun made us memorize Abou ben Adam...have another glass of wine..."the great awakening light..." Oh! Oh! but I only had one....

I just went over the song in my head, and I'm wrong. We actually do it in syllables:

BG: Oh
Friend: I
BG: Wish
Friend: I
BG: Were
Friend: An
BG: Os
Friend: car
BG: Mey
Friend: er
BG: Wie
Friend: ner

You get it, don't ya? (And I've been spelling wiener wrong, I think).

I must get away from this thread.

Mint is nice in stuffed green peppers

Modern science believes that anyone who posts more than 3 times to a thread like this may need an intervention from their family.

I'm only up to 2. BuffaloGirl? :-D

wow - WRONG ANSWER! We're only looking for useless information. That actually sounds pretty good!

The radio announcer said not to take that road because it's closed.

I know the words to Phoebe's "Smelly Cat".
In fifth grade I won half a cake in a cake walk.
I sat next to Country Joe of Country Joe and the Fish in my freshman Political Science class..............

cmcfong - what kind of a cake walk gives away only a half a cake?

A crummy one. Was I ever put out!

Bobby and Cindy Brady put baked beans inside a flashlight and hot dogs in their pockets.

Sliced bread was introduced under the Wonder Bread label in 1930.

Intervention here I come...

R5

Rats can't barf either. What's up with upchucking and the animal kingdom?

Indianapolis' new Conrad Hilton is only their 4th Conrad in the United States. It's the first one they've built from the ground up in the US.

Only 3 so far. Intervention is a single post away. :-)