"Let's face it, no matter how much garlic you put on it, a snail is just a slug with a shell on its back."

Lucy (from "I love Lucy") tried to put ketchup on it. Still a slug :)

Dave Barry used to get mail very seriously correcting the absurd statements in his humor column.

...but an expensive slug!

Wonderful find, Tallulah! I'm going to send it to my friends who are going to France for the first time. Perfect!

Great find, hilarious thread.