No, not that topper. I just want to be able to find this again.

to the top (again)

I once had occasion to try marmite <BR>It looked and felt somewhat like tar might <BR>It tasted of salt <BR>I guess it's my fault <BR>I took far too much of a bite. <BR>(okay, the last line was a stretch on the syllables)

There once was a girl from Toledo <BR>Who fancied an American in a Speedo <BR>She looked at his rear <BR>And made it quite clear <BR>He wasn't built for endurance nor speed, no!

I just laughed two pounds off rereading this. We *must* have some new ones out there someplace??

There was a young girl from Peru, <BR>Who said as the airplane withdrew <BR>These seats are so lumpy <BR>And attendants so grumpy.. <BR>Oh, is Martha still working for you? <BR> <BR> <BR>There was a young man named Jiles <BR>Who did his Tai Chi in the isles <BR>He had a burp and a wee and a glass of chablis <BR>Ant went back to his seat with a smile.

A certain young man from Siberia <BR>Broke into a convent's interior <BR>He did to the nun <BR>what he shouldn't have done <BR>and now she's a mother superior

My only creative addition is to top it.

<BR>At typing I often do flub, <BR>My fingers are thick as a nub. <BR> I wanted to boast <BR> To y'all in my post -- <BR>Hey, I'm in the Pompous Ass Club!!! <BR> <BR>----- <BR> <BR>A poster we all know as "Rex" <BR>Has made this all too complex. <BR> He's got us a logo <BR> I guess it's a go-go -- <BR>Just pin somewhere above your pecs. <BR>

And while we're topping:) This one is a past winner -- any more out there?

If I wasnÕt so rusty <BR>IÕd make a post quite lusty <BR>Ôbout love it would preach, <BR>in sand on the beach <BR>With a women vibrous and busty. <BR> <BR>

This trip's too close, I cannot sleep. <BR>So down to my PC I creep <BR>to log on to Fodor's <BR>to get packing orders <BR>on just what to dump and to keep.

Another classic for summer reading:)

Reference: <BR> <BR>http://www.fodors.com/forums/crossro...ring=limerick& <BR> <BR> <BR>drunk mama thread. <BR>

Ah, well; <BR> <BR>Italia and a shower make me sing, <BR>until I hear the door bell ring. <BR>It is the manager, apoplectic, <BR>and I'm naked, 'though antiseptic, <BR>uttering "sorry 'bout pulling that string." <BR>

To the toooooooooop!

+ <BR> <BR>Should I visit Firenze, Venezia or Milano???? <BR>OR, better to head further south to Positano? <BR>Ach! Tell me where to go, what to do, <BR>what to wear, what to know <BR>La dolce vita? DAMN, non parlo l'italiano!

In the olden days my aunt used to amuse the young ones by singing<BR><BR> Passengers will please refrain <BR> From flushing toilets while the train<BR> is standing in the station...I love you<BR> While the train is in the station<BR> I develope constipation<BR> What a heck of a situation<BR> What'll I do ?

I've found it quite shocking but true<BR>Those who recognize limericks are few.<BR>It's not any old time<BR>You make any old rhyme.<BR>Is this really the best we can do?

Rosemarie! HOW did you find this oldie but goodie?