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zebec Dec 13th, 2023 01:27 AM

Costa d'Amalfi: a TR
 
Zebec has been detained in the notorious 'al Fodoria' prison, reserved for the very worst travel forum offenders. He is tied up, gagged and seated in the middle of a dirty basement room. A single naked lightbulb sways above. Eugene Fodor sits in the corner of the smoky room, wordlessly leafing through a Hustler magazine. Across the way, the young blonde administrative assistant Pamela taps at her laptop. Wearing a monocle, Fodor issues commands with the slightest mere nod. Fodor nods to his fierce interrogator Wilhelm to begin the session.

Wilhelm: (holds out pen) "Sign zee papers, old man."
Zebec: (gaffers tape covering his mouth) "Aeyahkoannuoght! (I cannot)."
Wilhelm: "JAH SIGN ZEE PAPERS NOW ZEBEC, UNT MAKE PROMISE NO MORE TRIP REPORTS WIZ 10,000 PHOTOS!!"
Zebec: "Aeyammnaweepltoozoezisdime (I am not able to do so at this time)."
Wilhelm: "SIGN ZEE PAPERS NOW YOU FILTHY ZEBEC OR ELSE...(quietly, ominously) maybe I fetch my torture kit?"
Fodor smirks loudly, whether at Wilhelm's comment or instead at something he sees in Hustler is unclear.
At this point, Pamela stops typing and flees the room.

Zebec (trying to remain calm): "Ahamuhfrriedzhat... (I am afraid that...)"
Wilhelm (interrupting, losing control of temper) "UNT WHY NOT YOU CAN'T SIGN ZEE PAPERS?!"
Zebec: "Baykkunstzhooahffdyedmahnzpeehanmahbakk (because you have tied my hands behind my back)."

The End.

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Please come this way for our initial overview.
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Tramonti is the main vinicultural area here, but Marisa Cuomo's winery is instead located in Furore.
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Minori is a great base. It is less expensive than say Amalfi, Positano or Capri, and way less crowded during shoulder season. It also offers a real taste of genuine small town culture.
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Few realize that Minori is a GREAT place to eat. It has a trio of excellent delis (for outstanding sandwiches), a dedicated pasta producer plus the well-known Sal de Riso. The latter is not just a pastry place--it is also a full-on restaurant with a good range of offerings. See also its gelato corner for vitamin 'G'.
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Although most ceramics are made in Vietri, one sees examples all across the coast. Shown here, the town of Minori as depicted by a talented artist.
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Another example.
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There was good quality throughout.
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The unfortunate Vesuvius victims evident at Herculaneum. You may recall reading about them in the National Geographic cover story from decades ago (the woman still wearing her rings). These skeletons are currently prohibited from the public, as extensive renos are underway to upgrade the pathway in front.
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Our rental apartment (Le Zinefra) was that rare thing across the coast: a mid-range property with its own antique lift! That cut down on the number of steps coming and going. Owners Anna and Oscar Gambardella offer excellent value. Their description of '360 degree views' was accurate. Shown here through our rear-facing, floor-to-ceiling kitchen window, the town's church.
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Our aforementioned rental had a big terrace. It can be seen to the far left in this shot, its black iron rail frame just visible in the distance, appearing as though jutting out from the top domed window. We were equidistant between Sal de Riso and his bro Alesandro's similar cafe, each about a 2 minute walk away.
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This overview continues with a shot of sunrise anglers. Later in this TR, we'll focus on the local fishing culture, alive and well and a key reason to visit.
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Fishful thinking? That's no problem here. Plenty of Barnacle Bruno types.
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We'd liked to have spent more time in tiny Albori, a village up near Vietri.
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As for transportation in Minori, the SITA public buses run frequently both ways. Nearby Amalfi is the main bus and ferry hub. Taxis are easy to arrange.
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Antonio Nuschese is a local taxi driver (39 335 52 43 689). He would've been the driver to meet us in Salerno after our train came down from Rome, but Air Canada canceled our original flight (don't get me started). We later bumped into Antonio a few times throughout our stay, including during the passegiata on lungomare California.
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But our main connection was Mario Arzano (39) 39224740407. Mario is property manager for Le Zinefra plus a dozen other rentals. He also offers a couple apartments at his own home up in tiny Torre. That home is directly on The Path of Lemons and the views there are worth crossing an ocean for. Mario is both wonderful and reliable, a fixer who will solve your concerns. *He also partners with excellent taxi driver Patrizio Amato (39 339 2490908) Above, Mario returns from a canine painting class.
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A bust that we saw in Herculaneum's gift shop. Herculaneum will be featured in an extended section later on here. It was our second visit. We chose it again only coz Pompeii is much larger and has little shade. We also prefer smaller crowds. *Those familiar with my mishap getting stuck in the WC upon arrival, know that my therapist says that I'm now finally ready to visit ancient ruins once more (more about that trauma later).
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An unusual sight up in Ravello.
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Another unexpected sight. Above is Giuseppe Siragusa. He won the 2023 'David Hasselhof Amalfi Coast Lifeguard of the Year' award. Seen here, he is reminding us that removing anything such as sand or rocks from local beaches is prohibited under Italian law.
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Truman Capote's old 'Persifal' cliff-side home can be seen just below Ravello, sandwiched between its seaside section Marmoretta. That property was recently for sale, but it seems that the heavenly asking price scared off any serious buyers.
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We passed this oft-sleepy dog a number of times. He lazed around the tiny square beside the pasta-maker's shop.
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Speaking of dogs, this poster was created by students at the local elementary school. It was part of a series of municipal service posters they'd created, reminding folks of their public responsibilities to pick up garbage and whatnot. Love the way that the entire class signed their names!
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Little darling waves during her ride. *Next: the local fishing culture in Cetara.


A postcard come to life. That's the Amalfi coast. Welcome to our latest Trip Report. It will be in two parts, this coastal coverage followed later on by a separate section on the isle of Ischia. A tiny pinch of Rome will be included in the latter. Mrs Z and I first visited this famed area during Xmas '90, but that had been a mere couple hours on a daytrip to a rainy Positano. This TR will cover our voyage from this past March. We based in Minori. Daytrips: Cetara, Ravello, Albori, Torre, Vettica Maggiore, Amalfi, Atrani, Tramonti, Maori and Herculaneum. We twice walked The Path of the Lemons.
As always, we will try to combine music, humour, imagery plus logistical tips. That imagery will include some of the usual suspect cliche stereotypes, plus ceramics, history/archaeology, fine art, fishing culture and more.
Clicking on images will reduce size and sometimes increase quality.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 01:49 AM

Here is Italy's 'Matia Bazaar', one of their premier rock bands during the 70s and 80s. I caught them live back in '82. Although they hailed from Genoa, this band were popular throughout the country. That popularity was due to their songwriting plus their superstar singer Antonella--think Ann Wilson from Heart. This song is 'Cavallo Bianco' (white horse). Enjoy.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 02:37 AM

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Cetara (chay-tar-uh) remains a real working fish port. If memory serves, its name means 'whale'. Bourdain was but one travel luminary who sang its praises.
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It makes for a fantastic daytrip or even a base.
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It also has an unusually high number of excellent restaurants for such a small place. Seen here is Gennaro, owner of the justly popular 'Aqua Pazza' restaurant. He had taken us next door to show his 'Colatura di alici' workshop. That was where he created his signature stinky fish sauce.
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In its liquid form, its salty taste goes well with vegetables, rice, pasta and eggs. One might call it a modern version of the ancient Roman 'garum' fish sauce staple. Btw, that restaurant name means 'crazy water', in reference of the traditional habit of fishermen boiling their meals.
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Gennaro did something while we dined, that demonstrated his noble character. An African tweener refugee had come to hawk flowers table to table. Far from being irritated, Gennaro instead patiently mentored her on the best places in town where one might try to sell flowers. A classy guy.
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Also while we dined, an unshy cat kept creeping up on Mrs Z from behind. That gato would move its paw to touch her, but would do so in extreme slow motion. Such a measured pace! Never seen anything like it. Hilarious.
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Some fishermen were veterans.
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Some were young Turks.
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Some veterans assisted the young Turks.
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There was a very palpable good vibe to Cetara.
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Cetara is a typical town, one yet to be overrun by commercial tourism.
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It hits that sweet spot well, and for us ranks as an essential visit, right up there with Ravello.
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Beachcombers will enjoy walking here.
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It offers much to painters and
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also photographers.
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One can arrive at Cetara either from say, Minori or Amalfi.
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Or instead coming from the opposite side, from larger Salerno (the train hub for the area and gateway to Paestum). We saw what appeared to be the very first cruises leaving port with tourists.
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The golden hour in Cetara. Big Salerno in the background distance.
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Ay raggazzi!
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We conclude this section with a bonus shot of a fisherman in Conca dei Marini.
*Next: Herculaneum.

dfrostnh Dec 13th, 2023 02:43 AM

You naughty boy.
my first and only trip to Italy was a few years ago. I went for plein air lessons taught by someone I knew wo was first generation American.mwe stayed in the town where her parents used to live and our rooms were in a monastery. Mornings were spent touring the Amalfi coast, eating at a wonderful restaurent and having a light meal back at the monastery. I only set up to paint one time since I prefered to wandermthe streets of wherever we were. If I recall correctly, our visit to Herculeum was combined with a visit and lunch at a water buffalo farm.

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zebec Dec 13th, 2023 02:58 AM

Hi DF, I've read about those water buffalo and their famed white cheese. Out near the Greek ruins at Paestum, no? Apparently, the museum at that site is now closed for renos, but the site itself remains open.
Staying at a monastery while in Italy is an essential experience in my opinion. There is a wide variety of choices across Italy and doing one's homework about them will pay off.
Please don't hesitate to tell us more here.

gruezi Dec 13th, 2023 03:34 AM

Bold, Ze!

Beautiful photos, too. I’m waiting for a photo of you and your bride.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:19 AM

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En route to Herculaneum, we traversed the inland parts of greater Naples. Later, I'll post a description of our (mis)adventure staying with an upper class Napoli family during Xmas '90.
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Did you know that Vesuvius is actually dwarfed by a much larger 'super-volcano'? It apparently is underneath the city plus the gulf, including some of the isles like Ischia. That is the real scare for local volcanologists. Btw, Herculaneum suffered first a quake in 62AD then the infamous eruption 17 years later. A cursed town.
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This Herculaneum tour guide explains about the ongoing excavations to a visiting high school group. She also explained how Herculaneum was a ritzy seaside resort destination--think Carmel. Archaeology buffs may also want to visit the Oplontis villa in nearby Torre Anunziata--the wall paintings there are fantastic.
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At the House of Argus: Paola Potenza from the Ministry of Culture had heard about my WC mishap (getting stuck inside then having to climb out through the window). "Bienvenuti Senor Zebec, are you OK? We understand that you exited that WC through the window into a group of arriving students. You must be so 'stanco' now, no? My associate here has kindly offered to lead you around by the arm if necessary. Mkay?"
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Herculaneum worker cleans paths during morning opening hour. He would inform us that the large Villa Papiri is still closed for renos. Gotta love the irony: he uses a modern smartphone while working amid 2,000 year old ruins!
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Archaeologists were using that tall ladder featured in the top right corner above (below tree). They utilized it to remove loads of rubble up to waiting vehicles. Note that the modern city of Ercolano still covers the majority of the Herculaneum site. Modern tech will no doubt aid our understanding of just what exactly is still waiting to be excavated.
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The House of Neptune & Amphitrite.
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Roman theatre mask decor replica. Some of the best relics are in the Naples Archaeology Museum, an absolute must-visit. It seems that 18C Bourbon diggers made off with a lot of items.
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I'm a History major who has worked on one archaeological dig. Here on the right, brave Achilles renders aid to Telephus, the injured son of Hercules. Achilles does so by scraping magic rust off his own spearhead, to apply to the gut wound. The scene on the left shows fair Achilles consulting with the Delphic Oracle in Greece.
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It was not crowded during morning hours at Herculaneum. Nonetheless, posted signs asked (afternoon?) visitors to 'please wait their turns to be called inside--we have too many visitors here just right now.' School groups made up the majority of visitors. Graffiti from the ages was seen on some interior walls. Who does that? Btw, seniors may ask for an 'anziana' discount here, as elsewhere.
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This Herculaneum fast food joint reminded me that Pompeii has recently uncovered some more exceptional remains of eateries just like this. Each vat would've contained a different food: stews, seafood, garum, wine, grains and more.
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I'm confident in stating that this fellow had his fill at such eateries.
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Enslaved craftsmen worked on this marble decor. Pity poor Celur, a slave who'd earned his freedom just prior to the eruption!
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The Hall of the Sacelli Augustals. In this mural, we see Hercules in Olympus with Juno and Minerva. Freedmen had once adorned this building, while maintaining their cult of worshipping the Emperor Augustus as a God. As elsewhere, today lava foam scars and cracks are present throughout.
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Same building: mighty Hercules battles the Etruscan god Acheleus.
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Hercules having a piss after getting stinking drunk while hunting boar.
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White stone figures of both sexes were found near fountains.
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We deliberately went first to the most outlying parts of the excavation. There, a peaceful atmosphere awaited.
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Warped floors spoke of the incredible power unleashed during the cataclysm---Mother Nature always bats last.
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House of the Cevi (deer).
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The Terrace of M. Nonius Balbus has statuary of that high-profile political leader. He died years before the eruption. He'd been Octavian's buddy and also praetor of Crete. Just below that terrace are the Fornici or Barrel Arched Boathouses, the 4 rooms containing the 340 skeletons of those victims who'd once sought beach-side refuge, unawares that volcanic threats would be ongoing (see above skeletons). Their poignant remains were discovered in 1980. Were they the rich 1% or were they slaves?
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Folks interested in ancient Roman history could seek out the extremely rare eyewitness account of the eruption as once told by a survivor. He was apparently a local who later went on to serve in the Roman infantry and died in battle over in Britain.
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Vesuvius looms in the background... Exotic tree species are found throughout the site nowadays, in a successful effort to re-create the authentic setting and atmosphere.
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The Antiquarium museum of Herculaneum is framed by the room with a white marble table. A few such tables can be found throughout the site. Numerous Herculaneum relics are considered to be better-preserved than most found in Pompeii. There are wooden bed frames, window frames, room dividers, two-story taverns and more. *Next: Ravello

tcinct Dec 13th, 2023 04:23 AM

Hi Zebec,

Yours is a trip report worth waiting for! The photos capture the joy of your discoveries and adventures around the Amalfi Coast- and that comes shining through! Thank you!

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:35 AM

This moody song by 70s Italian progressive band 'PFM' is meant to be played while you view the following fotos of Ravello. *Pro Tip: the sunrise view from sleepy Scala (and sleepier Minuta) looking down onto Ravello is world-class. We went twice.

barbrn Dec 13th, 2023 04:52 AM

Zebec, you legend you!! Fabulous, every one. I have learned a lot. Going to that area (Amalfi coast) next October for the first time. You have stoked my excitement.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 05:02 AM

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Great hiking trails, gardens and views---that's Ravello.
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Ah those sunrises. The view looking down onto Ravello from Scala.
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So mystical, so ethereal so special.
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'Only a magic that a name would stain'. (P. Gabriel)
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Vistas in all directions. Here, looking down onto Minori.
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Sitting on the church steps. Locals or visitors?
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Local kids play. The panorama from their playground was astonishing, a painter's dream.
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Pretty sure that this man was the mayor. Note how he speaks using his hands.
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Ravello has a certain upscale vibe throughout. You won't find any Dollarama stores there.
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Local lizard.
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Ravello got style.
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Ravello got more style.
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This place was across from Villa Maria. Those who've seen Canuck chef David Rocco and his wife in the TV series episode where they take their kids to vacation along the coast, will know that this villa was owned/operated by his older restauranteur friend.
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A historic floor tile at the renown Villa Cimbrone.
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In their garden, I accessed a remote outdoors workers area that seemed to be abandoned. There, staff had amassed a pile of trash that was due to be tossed out. There were old wooden doors, busted pipes and more. I removed this hand-painted little piece from that garbage collection, to take home for our own jardin. *End of part one Ravello. Part two to follow.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 07:15 AM

For the victims of Vesuvius, especially those who were not free and a long way from home.

bilboburgler Dec 13th, 2023 07:42 AM

good to know you are not hanging out on street corners ;-)

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 09:25 AM

Ravello part due
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Lofty Ravello views continued. Here, the top north end (Lacco), which is over 1000' above the sea. I think that is maybe S. Giovanni del Toro church?
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Vista after vista...
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Monastario di S. Chiara with the Duomo behind. Buses 5120 and also 5010 will get you up to Ravello after a 30 minute ride. The transfer point below is called 'Bivio'. Double-check schedules.
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S. Maria a Gradillo...I think.
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An angel come to earth. The Tilley hat rep for Italy. Friendly gal. Let me sleep with her.
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That 13C campanile tower and the Duomo denote the entry to the first of Ravello's two famed gardens: Villa Rufolo.
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Villa Rufolo is the setting of a summer classical/opera festival. Travelers can almost have the place to themselves if they arrive as we did, right for opening time. Tropical terraced gardens cascade down the steep property, with pergolas framing fine views of the precipitous coastline. Fountains, towers, belvederes and romantic nooks round out the scene. Off-season, one needs to be prepared for a pared-down appearance, devoid of many floral beds. But the incredible panoramas are year-round.
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Villa Rufolo's iconic umbrella pine looming over its twin little towers.
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Seen on the far right is the furthest point on the ridge. Located at that southerly spot is Ravello's second garden, the equally-famed Villa Cimbrone. Mamma Agata's Cooking Class is located nearby. Ravello's seaside section 'Marmorata' is just below.
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With its 6 hectares of historic parkland, Villa Cimbrone represents a deliberate attempt to marry Italian gardening styles with English ones. Its lush gardens encompass cloisters, columns, crypts, an open-vaulted and terraced tea-room, 'avenues' of hortensia and glicine (wisteria), pavilions, rich rose beds, exotica and more. In summer, the various floral scents must be special.
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The statuary in the hotel/restaurant's lawn includes stone (Leda with her swan) plus bronze. Here is Flora, the goddess of flowers and also spring. Signs remind visitors that all orchids found onsite, wild or otherwise, are protected by law and that picking any is forbidden.
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The locale of 'Mercury's seat' (Hermes rest) is a peaceful, remote corner well-worth seeking out. Not for nothing is a bench placed there under a shady oak. But one mom with her 20ish daughter apparently didn't get the memo. Mom invaded that spot with all the volume in the universe, LOUDLY reading text about the statue from a guidebook. Daughter was clearly embarrassed, there near Eva's Grotto and the Temple of Bacchus. Mrs Z made eyes at me then like, "Do you believe this woman's attitude?"
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Twin oval pools are found not far from the old stone well. Ancient camelia and banksiana trees can also be found not far off. *Note that the hotel-restaurant shown here, was still closed mid-March
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The world-famous motif 'Terrace of Infinity (aka Doorway of the Sun). This natural balcony's wide-open view of the gulf is unrivalled. You can see the far-off mountains of Cilento. A lovely statue of Ceres (goddess of harvests) is close by this famed and incomparable highlight. A spectacle in the best sense of the word.
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Gore Vidal once claimed that this very view is the world's most beautiful sight, 'when the winter sky and the sea are so vividly blue that it is not possible to distinguish one from the other." Btw, does anyone know who these 2 statues are supposed to represent?
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Cimbrone is a walker's paradise, with just a couple steeper stretches. Benches located right at the Terrace of Infinity allow tired visitors to take a break. Again, the location of those potential rest stops is no accident.
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The colorful bench-back tiles just below a quote from some important British lord from yesteryear. He waxed romantic about the splendors of Villa Cimbrone.
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Never trust anyone who does not enjoy a stroll through lovely nature.
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Floral beauty.
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Hand-painted ceramic art.
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The view from the Galleria Nuova bus stop. jayzus.
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Ravello is a classy place, a great spot to buy a meaningful gift.
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Good quality local crafts are available.
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I rest my case.
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Did I mention Ravello's beautiful views?
*Next: the weekly farm market



zebec Dec 13th, 2023 11:56 AM

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March 16th: Minori market (every Thursday).
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We shopped at the modest Minori market twice in two weeks. It was located on the lungomare and as with other such markets, was a mix of food plus clothing vans and such. Celebrity chef Luigi Cerri was curious about that (we were the only tourists there) and approached for a chat. Without prompt, he posed with tomatoes for a photo.
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Luigi then introduced me to this man, who was the president of the Cilento region organic-produce association.
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The garlic was tasty. We used it as self-caterers. My wife and I only ate out a few times. At the popular restaurant 'Giardiniello', we chanced across a fellow diner, a noted American soccer coach. He'd retired after a successful career at a major university, to spend his winters in Minori. He was quick to point out just how inexpensive long-term rentals can be in peripheral places like Maori, the workaday town just south of Minori.
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Red pepper---ocho!
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Artichoke: whose yellow flowers are edible and feature in winter dishes in Italia.
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Zucca zucca zucca. A sort of soufflé is made from this vegetable, a dessert dish not to be missed.
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Beans. There was also an intriguing pure-white variety.
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Where there is pasta there will always be pomodoro.
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Paulo also sells produce at his busy shop in town. Mrs Z and I shopped there too.
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Some of Paulo's produce. His display spills out onto the road.
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Sal de Riso is an award-winning pastry shop. Uncheap, but very good quality and unsurpassed variety.
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We went numerous times. They even serve breakfast, a hit with local workers and laborers.
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Their various pizzas include an all-citrus variety! Here, my fave flavor: anchovy.
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Rounding out this foodic section: the above pasta-maker (Marco della Pietra & wife). One orders some of his dishes a day in advance. Also: Mini-market 'Dieci Piu', run by the friendly Saveria family. Their sandwiches were among the best. Also recommended: 'Macelleria Trophimena', and 'Macelleria de Lieto', two deli/butcheries' with much to offer. The gals at 'Punto Pane' specialize in great sandwiches. A VG restaurant literally outside our building entry: A' Ricetta. *next: an extended daytrip

bon_voyage Dec 13th, 2023 12:04 PM

The ever enthralling Amalfi Coast, grazie mille, looking forward to more.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 12:17 PM

STOP PRESS
Forgot to add these 'foods to look for':
Agerola buffalo mozarella cheese 'Fior de latte' (see DFrost's photo above).
Sfogliatella pastry, misc. varieties inc. Santa Rosa style (avail. @ Pansa pastries in Amalfi) plus other types in Napoli.
San Marzano tomatoes refiascone (Tramonti origins).
*Tropean red onions and cipollas, sweeter varieties as seen on Stanley Tucci's 'hometown return' episode on CNN.
Melata honeydew honey. A rare variety.
Ricci di mare and other more obvious seafood.
Sal de Riso brand lemon marmalade--better-tasting than orange varieties.

*our probable next trip in the spring.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 12:35 PM

Loreena's song 'Marco Polo' because well...and her percussionist was a family friend.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 02:33 PM

Ways of knowing the Amalfi coast: the Senses

Sights
-tiny black Cinquecento cars.
-the dreamy view from Atrani's 'Le Arcate' restaurant, the best possible setting from which to see the Collegiata di Sta Maria Maddalena=cover of countless travel guidebooks.
-unusual bespoke mini-trains designed to assist with grape harvests on the steep steep slopes.
-a Minori sunrise as seen from any high terrace=scenic magic.
-piggy-backed homes and outlier buildings occupying some very unlikely locales.
-'Rainbow Corner', a stretch of stone wall where paint-scrape streaks were left by vehicles hugging the serpentine road of 1,000 bends, vertical cliffs and deep gorges (see 'tight traffic').
-festive fireworks on holiday nights.
-Norman towers sprinkled here and there down by the waterside (some have become restaurants).

Sounds
-ever-crashing waves, with seagull songs.
-bus horns with cop whistle accompaniment, a constant soundscape along the coast.
-church bell peals, including the carillon effect.
-mandolin, violin plus zampagnori bagpipes.
-pet canaries singing out and adding atmospheres to otherwise grim alleyways.

Smells
-sunrise woodsmoke as you stumbl stroll coffee-in-hand through any small town.
-slender and fragrant beeswax candles burning in a any church.
-*can you please add to this?

Touches
-the feel of sand beneath your feet at any beach (*families and swimmers: try Maori for the biggest and sandiest OR Marina di Erchie's remote beach 700 m down from the closest bus stop).
-the feel of fur as you stroke that friendly gato; wherever there are fish there will be plentiful cats!
-*again, might you have any to add to this?

Tastes (OMG!!!)
-spremunti aranco OJ as made fresh at Mario Arzano's Torre home; he and his wife sometimes have folks over for modest get-togethers; the citrus is literally picked fresh from their grove.
-Sal de Riso's pear-ricotta pastry; diabetes on a plate.
-mandorla frutti.
-any sandwich by any of the excellent delis as mentioned in the above foodic listings.
-limoncello drink if that's yer thing (too sweet for us).
-Negroni drinks if thats yer thing (too strong for us).

*Would love to hear your picks for the above categories here!
**Next: that belated daytrip.

KarenWoo Dec 13th, 2023 02:36 PM

Love love love all your photos - the ceramics, the food, the beautiful vistas! Awesome! Your report is very timely. We haven't been to Italy since the 1970's YIKES!!! We hope to return for a month or so in a few years. Definitely want to visit the Amalfi Coast. How many nights/weeks were you on the AC? Did you base all of your time in Minori? How did you get around? Rental car? Trains? Buses? How was the weather in March?

Travel_Nerd Dec 13th, 2023 02:46 PM

​​Can't wait to hear more. And was considering staying in Minori on my upcoming trip, so I appreciate your thoughts on it.

About the super volcano - I guess there has been quite a bit of activity as of late. Did you experience any tremors?

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 03:31 PM

Patritzio Amato drove us for a voyage that took in many destinations. We actually hired him on a number of days for other locations. He was always bang-on punctual.
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We got up early to rendezvous with our fave driver, Patrizio. First stop on that 'overview' tour: windswept Agerola.
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Near Furore, with the Tyrrhenian Sea beyond. The outskirts of this village are some of the most winding local roads---good idea to take some Dramamine/Gravol pills ahead of time. Queasy stomachs can occur here.
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That day included the fabled vertical village Positano. We were content to see it from its periphery, the strategy suggested to us by every single Minori resident with whom we consulted. Ninety per cent of the shops in this 'Insta capital of the universe' are female-clothing boutiques. Expensive ones. "Wait here and watch", I said to Mrs Z as we stood by the Sponda bus stop. Sure enough, within 48 seconds some young women arrived there to do the trout pout/hands on hips poses for their cameras.
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Note that Roman ruins have been discovered in Positano's church's basement. The murals on the walls are apparently of high quality.
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Vettica Maggiore ('bursting bladders') had a donkey team transporting construction materials down to some reno site. It also had one of those 'only in Italy' marvels: someone had placed a fully set dinner table out onto a rooftop there. Outstanding! *Be sure to also check out the vista from its S. Gennaro church square, with Positano across the bay and Lattari Mountains national park just above.
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Donkeys have actually played a important role here over the centuries. Ceramic art still celebrates the beasts. As it should.
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Then a quick glimpse of the lovely dollhouse that is tiny Marina di Praia hamlet and its cute harbor. Wedged between cliffs, it'd make an intriguing base for those who prefer the off-the-beaten-path.
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Patrizio points out Sophia Loren's mansion to Mrs Z.
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Loren's aforementioned mansion with Amalfi in the background. Her estate also includes a perched chapel out at the tip of her promontory, just to the right of those descending trees.
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We went to the agricultural hinterlands of Tramonti, where Sal de Riso's factory is located.
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That was the land where one wakes to cock crows.
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Plenty of grape vines there too.
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Those images of a fast-vanishing yesteryear...
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The builders of this home...to their great-grandchildren. From mules to cell phones. From the tarantella dance to armed drones...
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Italy was part of both wars, and their peasants bore the brunt. But nowadays this special nation seems to do a better job than other countries in staying free and clear of any further involvements. Good for them.
*next: the Path of the Lemons (that name).

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 03:58 PM

We polled residents as to their all-time favorite local musician. The pride of Naples, Pino Danieli, won hands-down.
Here is one of his songs. I'm not at all familiar with his work.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:02 PM

Pavarotti before he went on his Goth trip.
Verdi's fine opera composition: La Traviata.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:05 PM

Another Verdi, wherein The Three Tenors display their vocal talents live: 'Rigoletto'.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:08 PM

And now Renata Tebaldi singing her exquisite rendition of Puccini's 'O mio Babbino'.
Sigh...

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:23 PM

Coogan and Brydon did this scene below at Ravello's above-shown Villa Cimbrone. That was part of their hilarious movie 'The Trip to Italy'. They trade comic impressions while eating brunch at the iconic hotel patio.
*Frankly, their Pompeii scene in the same movie is even better, with Brydon carrying on an imaginary conversation with one of the victim casts, while going into 'his small man in a box' mode.
Geniuses both of them.
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zebec Dec 13th, 2023 04:36 PM

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A further filmic connection, this time to Minori. The nocturnal scene in the recent 'Equalizer' wherein Denzel Washington kills bad guys with a van plus a set of keys, was shot right by the arch shown above. The young lady far left was actually one of our fellow guests at Mario Arzano's social get-together up at his Torre home. She and her girlfriend had just arrived from Bologna and had been dragged by Mario's elderly father-in-law off the Path of the Lemons and into our in-progress party!
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As for TV, fans of 'Two Greedy Italians' may already know that chef Gennaro Contaldo and his sidekick, were both originally from Minori. This arch shown above was the very spot where poor Gennaro last saw his mother alive prior to his departing for London as a young man during the sixties. *Gennaro is the same chef who was shown on Stanley Tucci's CNN London episode, where they gather wild arugala before retiring to cook together at Tucci's London home.

zebec Dec 13th, 2023 05:34 PM

All right, where were we? Oh yeah, the Sentiero di Limone or Path of the Lemons.
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Lovely lemon land, you make us feel so fine... Lets do the Sentieri dei limone.
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These lemon ladies were real heroines back when the path was the only alternative to marine transport between Minori to Maiori. That was prior to construction of the main road. You can do the path in either direction. We did the E-W route twice. At 800 steps, it is a less strenuous alternative to the more high-profile Path of the Gods further north-west near Nocelle.
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The hike starts on via Lama near the Minori public library. The start (shown here) is the only real steep section. It only takes a minute or two to climb. Really, its quite manageable for most.
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Soon, one gets a great view of the church S. Trophimena down below. That is at the lookout called Mortella, which oddly enough is by some myrtle trees.
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Other views also soon emerge. All of them, every last one, includes the green, off-season gauze-wrapping done to protect all citrus groves here.
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Such striking landscape. I rest my case (of limoncello).
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The ubiquitous limoncello is available in every shop catering to tourists, and then some. As well, one of Sal de Riso's signature pastry desserts is his take on a lemony sweet cream.
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Along the way, one passes some art on he walls of homes. In addition, one also passes 'CUONC CUONC' (slowly slowly) a farming family's cafe cum produce market stall--check for opening hours.
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Near Torre hamlet and its petite church. Local growers do a lot of 'up and down'. Strong legs no doubt.
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Local 'Sfusato Amalfitano' lemons are a different type than you and I are used to. Gnarlier skin for starters. They are grown a bit larger and more aromatic. Supposedly higher in Vitamin C. They were once crucial exports going onto Britain and America.
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If these two can do this path---then so can you!
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Along the breezy path, walkers will pass countless groves where citrus is cultivated. You keep going along via vena. This farm on via Pedamentina was close to Maori and the end of the hike.
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Maori appears soon after walkers reach sight of the distinctive Mezzacapo Castle on the town's edge. Workaday Maori is a good place to base if one wants keep to a strict, low-cost budget. It has no sights except for its appealing beach. As self-caterers, we went there to shop at both the competing grocery chain supermarkets there: DECO & NETTO.
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Maori roof tiles.
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Maori lantern shadow. *next: our traditional QUIZ followed by a wrap-up conclusion of Amalfi, Atrani and Minori.

ms_go Dec 13th, 2023 05:38 PM

Love this! It's been so many years since we've been in this area. More photos, please!

ANUJ Dec 13th, 2023 09:47 PM

As always enjoying your trip report with all these wonderful photos, and looking forward to more.

geetika Dec 13th, 2023 10:51 PM

Loving your TR and pictures, we spent 4 days at Atrani in April 2022, sheet bliss 😍

Adelaidean Dec 14th, 2023 12:30 AM

Zebec, always love your fabulous photography.

dfrostnh Dec 14th, 2023 02:33 AM

Thanks, Zebec. fabulous photos and trip report.
my time there was only ten days and I have forgotten the name of the town where we were based. It was very small and like the calendar was turned back. I remember a few tiny shops and a woman sitting outside shelling beans. We were supposed to go to a restaurant one night but it wasn't open so our leader had her cousin who didn't speak English shuttle us to a pizza place in the basement of a sprawling farmouse. One decided to order pizza American style even though our leader wasn't sure she was translating the ingredients correctly. The pizza came topped with hot dogs and french fries.
We usually had the same drivers with two Mercedes vans. The highway was so narrow I was surprised we didn't get sideswipped. I noticed our driver was routinely bringing his side view mirror as close to the body as possible.
i'm not even sure if I kept good notes on the trip. There was one restaurant perched on a cliff the required walking down flights of stairs but on one level they had enough space for their tomato garden. Needless to say, the views were wonderful. And I can't remember which seside town where a member of our group followed stairs uphill. She met a man with a donkey hauling goods. Donkey was the only way heavy things could get there.

Breakfast in the monastery was different than we were used to somthe leader had to ask the cook to make hard boiled eggs in addition to what was usually set out on the buffet.

progol Dec 14th, 2023 04:46 AM

Fabulous TR and your photos are sensational. You’ve reminded me how wonderful it is to spend a longer time in one place and off season. Time enough to take in the smaller details and enjoy a day to day life.

We’ve been twice to this area, staying in the small but charming Atrani. The last time, we did the walk along the Path of the Lemons/Sentiero dei Limoni, starting in Maiori and ending in Minori. We were charmed by Minori and your TR has tempted me to think of returning to this area for a longer time.

Love the views everywhere and especially those from Ravello. Oh, and that perfect shot of Vesuvius from Herculaneum. And all the other pix.

studenttobe Dec 14th, 2023 04:49 AM

Amazing trip report—love all the photos and observations. And appreciate the info on the drivers you used. I was at the AC years ago and would love to revisit and explore more. Your TR is a very helpful source of information and inspiration.

KarenWoo Dec 14th, 2023 06:00 AM

Zebec, you did it again! Fabulous report and amazing photos. I remember your England TR earlier this year with so many unique photos. Especially love the photos of the people, the colorful Limoncello bottles, the ceramics and of course all the beautiful views.

zebec Dec 14th, 2023 08:44 PM

DF, it sounds like you followed your gut when making those decisions, to paint just one day etc.
And that proved to be the right way to go.
BV, 'ever enthralling' indeed. The AC gets the same too touristy critique as do a number of other destinations, but our experience has been that one can combat most of the downsides with careful research and good choices.

Barbrn and KW, if you each do indeed end up going to the AC, we'd be happy to advise as much as are capable. We based in Minori for 18 days, then Ischia for 9 nights (then Rome for 4). The weather was sunny and mild (see our fotos, yeah), with rain only on a few days. The ferries were not running yet, too bad as we'd heard that the Salerno-Minori route is picturesque. The only boats that we took were to Ischia and back, plus daytrip from Ischia to Procida and back. We took the train from Rome down to Salerno (then cab transfer to Minori) then much later from Naples back up to Rome. The SITA public buses were frequent and useful. The supposed crowding problems were not too bad at all. As stated, we by design took a number of taxis. We never rent cars---I haven't driven since '79 and Mrs Z hasn't been behind a wheel in about 20 years!


Studenttobe, gruezi, ANUJ, TCinct and Ade: a big thank you to you all for taking the time to check our report. Mrs Z is a very talented photo editor, with many good suggestions. She too will some day get around to rendering her own collection of imagery.

TN, we had no tremors on this trip. The only two terremotos that we've experienced were in Naples in '2012 and also Guayaquil (we nickname that dangerous port 'guy'll kill ya') two decades prior. Mrs Z slept through the former!
MsGo, please say Hi to mrGo and remind him for me that he need not be ashamed for collecting Monkees audience bootlegs.

Geetika, isn't it interesting that you and yours, plus Mrs Z and I seem to choose very similar destinations?
ProGol, same as above. You jumped the gun here! I was planning to link your related TR here by surprise, with a caption on a certain upcoming foto--I just know that you know exactly which one.

Whom have I missed here? Wasn't there one more? My memory is humming now...something about England...gardening...a marriage in Lecce...no, nothing there. I must be imagining things.
SIGN ZEE PAPERS OLD MAN!!
Merci everyone. I will continue to try and make things interesting here, as I finish off. *Time for our Quiz.

zebec Dec 14th, 2023 09:51 PM

QUIZQUIZQUIZQUIZQUIZQUIZ

(circle correct answers)

1) 'Stanco' means:
a) smelly b) tired c) horny d) a missed penalty shot in soccer

2) Which travel outfit received a free product placement in the latest 'Equalizer' movie?
a) Rick Steves b) Lonely Planet c) Fodors d) Rough Guide

3) In 2020, which following celebrity did a decent painting of the Spanish Steps in Rome?
a) Taylor Swift b) Matthew Santos c) Bob Dylan d) Andrea Bocelli

4) Which person listed here had a connection to Atrani?
a) Picasso b) Usher c) Annie Leibowitz d) Esher

5) 'Raggazzi' means:
a) seniors b) clothing merchants c) photographers d) children

6) a pistrice is:
a) a special glass used for limoncello b) a container used in ancient Rome for carrying cement c) a mythical sea beast half snake/half eagle that once devoured Jonah d) a dog that barks back at its own echoing voice



DIDJA' KNOW? Twelve Facts about Italia

-Many experts (that word) consider Salerno's cathedral to be among the most beautiful in Italy.

-The number of church bell peals denote the function, be it wedding, funeral or summons to Mass.

-Mechanized ladders to remove rubbish loads have become a staple tool on most archaeological sites nowadays.

-Amalfi's Saint Angelo church is Italy's most popular wedding church.

-The SITA public bus driver jobs are hereditary, passed down from papa to son.

-Minori's infamous 'battenti' flagellants have only recently foregone their traditional self-harm and now spend time doing things for Minorese charities.

-Atrani suffered a flash flood in September 2010. One woman died, while scores of vehicles were swept out to sea.

-Maori also suffered a 20C flash flood which had profound consequences for its layout.

-Most residents of Pompeii and Herculaneum actually survived the eruption, having vacated at the earliest chance.

-The isle of Procida has the highest population density in all of Europe.

-Whereas most have heard of the Xmas bread panettone, fewer are familiar with 'panforte', a tastier fruit/nuts dessert concoction identified with Sienna.

-Whereas Pompeii was extensively robbed by thieving Bourbon diggers, Herculaneum was not. *Editors--Zebec was wrong above.

*BONUS: things overheard on this trip.
a) Tourist woman to husband: "Jim, I'm not going into any more fucking churches!"
b) Young woman to her traveling companion friend in cafe: "Oh, this dish is FABULOUS! No sharing after all."
c) Angry tourist mom to her teen kids at restaurant: "Make up your minds NOW! Pizza or pasta?"
d) Mrs Z to me, after discovering the cheap kitchen utensils at our Rome rental (including a nasty plastic cutting board): "Guess we're not good enough for the wooden cutting board, eh?"

Trophywife007 Dec 15th, 2023 11:47 AM

Thank you, Z, for your fabulous TR! Beautiful photos and lively commentary. It was a pleasure to read it.


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