I might suggest a food taster would work better. We Cambridge types are sneaky. I hope you're bringing a translator. Very little suburban will be spoken.

I must assume that suburban Connecticut will translate even worse. Will we also need a visa?

NO! You will be given a full oppoprtunity. However,Bob's proclivities are well known. It's going to be awfully cold, but I'm still wearing shorts. Anyway Craig, from your posts you appear to be S-urbane rather than suburban. We'll see.

hadn't thought of a food taster....i've invited orgy to assist in this respect...