That day included the fabled vertical village Positano. We were content to see it from its periphery, the strategy suggested to us by every single Minori resident with whom we consulted. Ninety per cent of the shops in this 'Insta capital of the universe' are female-clothing boutiques. Expensive ones. "Wait here and watch", I said to Mrs Z as we stood by the Sponda bus stop. Sure enough, within 48 seconds some young women arrived there to do the trout pout/hands on hips poses for their cameras.