Kal is like, this Calvin Klein billboard model from the 80s (which I guess explains why he's so popular). He made so much money from modeling his tighty whities that he could retire by 1996 and now travels the world, taking month-long vacations on Kauai. He met his wife (also a fabulous person)--when she was a dancer for Madonna, no less!--slithering down a pole on stage during a concert. All legit, I may add, not in a seedy establishment or anything.

So....carbogilligan, don't worry, you are not ignorant. You probably did not see a lot of culture in NYC from the 80s. Kal rocks!

Oh Melissa, you are in <i>soooooo</i> much trouble!

You can write my bio any time you want.
:-D

Yep, that's the bio Kal gave me, also......you mean it isn't right? ;)

Melissa.....thanks for the laugh! Needed that to get my morning started! And, again, I have to ask....that Kal fellow....you think he is too famous to do a trip report on his month long Kauai vacation???? Because I, along with countless others, need to know if he figured out everyone's fascination with Kauai&gt;&gt;

Actually, Melissa musta been on her 3rd Hurricane at PO'B's in NOLA and heard wrong.
I was a model for &quot;Calvin and Hobbes&quot;.

My &quot;6pak&quot; Abs are now &quot;12pak Abs&quot;. I have to stay away from brown sweaters because I look like a landslide or gray suits because someone asked &quot;where's the Goodyear logo?&quot;

As for Mrs Kal, she treats this ol' Pole just fine thank you very much! :-X

CarboGilligan...any relation to ProteinSkipper?#-O
Hey...I just got back from 3 weeks in paradise, what do you expect? 8-}