Which Island?
 

Well, it happened again!

Going to the Big Island first and then to another one. Which one should it be? Will the ferry be operating by then? What kind of clothes should I take? Do I really need to wear makeup? He's seen me without it before. When does the sun set? Will it get dark as soon as it does? Do you think I can just take one pair of shoes? I'm thinking maybe I should go blond so no one will recognize me. Would I look good as a blonde. I'm so confused, please help.

If this don't do it..........nothing will.

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Yes.

I see you with short, spiky, platinum hair, dressed in a purple moomoo, wearing hiking boots and Jackie O sunglasses, sliding down the Kalalau on a rainy day. That's after a week in Maui where you will stay in downtown Lahaina, Kaanapali and Wailea, do the drive to Hana twice, do sunset AND sunrise on Haleakala and snorkel Molokini.

-Bill

And, don't forget...
working my Sudoku Puzzle. Good thing it only goes 1-9 and I don't have to use my freshly manicured toesies!

Do you need help with your itinerary too? What should I eat?

:O)

Maybe you should go half blonde.....like me.

Good idea Melissa about the half blond! I like it.

And, I won't be eating very much. You can tell by looking at me that I do not enjoy food or drink. Can't stand the thought of malasadas or shave ice or mai tais. I'll just drink water..sigh.......

Mels...top or bottom half? :-?

Kal........stop it........no wonder all my posts get deleted!!!!!!!

=-O @-)

Oh, my virginal eyes! Reading Kal's PG-13 stuff!

O:) O:) O:) O:)

4 angels? I don't get it!

Nothing to get...unless I type QQQQ ???
:-"

Sorry.........still don't get it...help me here billyboy!

I don't get the angels part either, but there's nothing off-color (so to speak) about Kal's first post. He simply wants to know if the carpet matches the drapes. I'm sure he didn't mean it in a naughty way, editors!! [-X

<i> Who? Me?</i> =-O

Which one is the carpet, and which is the drapes?

@-)

Oh, dear....I suppose that can vary from one home to the next. :-?

I was oringally thinking drapes, but after some thought I think the carpet in platinum and the drapes in a henna red!

-Bill

&gt;&gt;&gt; Mels...top or bottom half?&lt;&lt;&lt;

Kal, I'm emailing you a joke.

iamq, that would be an interesting decor. Is the carper berber or shag?

Rats, that's carpet, not carper. :-[

It certainly would be surprising for &quot;visitors&quot;!

Berber.

-Bill

starrssy,
:)) :)) :))

Nothing worse than a worn carpet!!!:-O

Kal, you liked the joke! :-)

Regards to Mrs. Kal!

Ahem. My carpet is &quot;like new.&quot;

:B

starrsy, could you email me that joke too? :-)

It's a bit risque - but it's on the way to you!

Nothing like the feel of a freshly shampooed carpet! (-:

Oh no, I'm really offended by risque stuff--that's why I keep checking this thread every 2 mintutes!!

:-))

Kal, is it a crime to hire someone to shampoo your carpet for you? :-?

Well, maybe not in Amsterdam. :-D

REALLY? In Amsterdam? Someone needs to tell Samsaf.

Did Tom Cruise film Risque Business in Amsterdam?

Oh, no. Now Kal has opened a can of worms.

I'm going to have to sign off this thread - otherwise I am sure to get in trouble.

Ooohhh, don't get me started on that wacko Tom Cruise. As starrsy knows, I just dumped him the other night on another thread. I'm sure he's devastated. (:|

re: shampooed carpet, carpet shampoo.

I was told that in Japan....they have special services.....

&gt;:-)

Hmmm...Japan just made my short list. Tell me more Melissa. :-?

Where the hell did I'2 run off to anyway. She's missing all the &quot;fun&quot;.

-Bill

OMG I don't think I can post the details here without getting this thread yanked. Something will get yanked, anyway.
:D

I buy my carpet from Brazil;) and after the third purchase, she spot cleans for freeO-)

bbq, I couldn't stay around and WORK all night! When y'all start talking carpet.......well, being here in the Carpet Capital of the World......you get the idea.

starrs.........dontcha think you should post the joke here? Whispering isn't nice, is it?

It's just a typical blonde joke. Afraid to post it here 'cause I don't want to get in trouble.