Where do I buy the dashboard hula dolls?
 

You know, the little hula dancers with grass skirts that you can stick on your dash? Where can I get one, and please don't say Hawaii!<BR><BR>I have no special love for Hawaii, they just crack me up.

Have you checked at Hilo Hattie's? There's a store in California at the Block at Orange.

If there's not a Hilo Hattie near you, they've also got them on their web site (www.hilohattie.com) for $8.99.

You should consider getting a plastic Jesus instead. You know, sing along...<BR><BR><BR>I don't care if rains or freezes<BR>Long as I've got my plastic Jesus<BR>Glued upon the dashboard of my car<BR><BR> I can go 100 miles per hour<BR>Long as I've got the almighty power<BR>Glued upon the dashboard of my caaaar!

Plastic Jesus Plastic Jesus <BR>Ridin on the dashboard of my car<BR>Once his robe was snowy white<BR>Now it isn't quite so bright<BR>Stained by the smoke of my cigar<BR><BR>I don't care if it's dark or scary <BR>Long's I got Magnetic Mary<BR>Clingin to the dashboard of my car<BR>I feel protected amply<BR>got the whole damn holy family<BR>Just as good as wishin on a star<BR><BR>Plastic Jesus Plastic Jesus<BR>Ridin on the dashboard of my car<BR>You can buy him pink and pleasant<BR>glows in the dark he's phosphorescent<BR>Take him with you when you go afar.

Archie McPhee has 'em, plus a wide selection of other hula- and non-hula-related items:<BR><BR>http://www.mcphee.com

Though I weave around a bit<BR>Cops won't ask me if I'm lit<BR>They can't find a bottle tho they ask<BR>Plastic Jesus shelters me<BR>For his head comes off you see<BR>He's hollow so I use him for a flask

Though the sunshine on His back<BR>Make Him peel and chip and crack,<BR>A little patching keeps Him up to par<BR><BR>When I'm in a traffic jam<BR>He don't care if I say "damn"<BR>I curse all I want to in my car<BR><BR>Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,<BR>Glued upon the dashboard of my car ...<BR><BR>

I don't care if it bumps or jostles<BR>long's I got my 12 apostles<BR>Bolted to the dashboard of my caarrrr<BR>Don't I have a pious mess there<BR>Such a crowd of holiness there<BR>Strung acrosss the dashboard of my caaarrrr.

That's almost as bad as asking, "Where can I get one of those southern Mammy dolls?"<BR><BR>Oy

I'm afraid He'll have to go<BR>His magnets ruin my radio<BR>And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar<BR>Riding down a thoroughfare<BR>With His nose up in the air<BR>A wreck may be ahead but He don't mind.<BR><BR>Trouble coming He don't see<BR>He just keeps His eye on me<BR>And any other thing that lies behind.<BR><BR>Plastic Jesuuuus! Plastic Jesuuuuus....<BR>

Through my trials and tribulations<BR>All my travels through the nations<BR>With magnetic Jesus in my car.<BR>I don't have no idol cuter<BR>Comes in plastic , bronze and pewter<BR>Take him with me when I go afar<BR><BR> Plastic Jesus , plastic Jesus........

Thanks for the laughs Jesus.

glad to make you laugh! After all, it's a classic and you don't hear it BLASTED in elevators or supermarkets!!!

They had dashboard hula dolls at my local Target in Michigan.

I don't think my brother's native Hawaiian friends are offended by dolls like these. In fact, some work in the shows at the hotels and many depend on tourists for their livelihood.<BR><BR>As for the doll, I'd like to have a dog with the springy head like we used to have in the car, too.

Thanks for the tips! I don't think I'll offend too many native Hawaiians (I live in the Northeast), and if I do, &#**'em if they can't take a joke.

Tears in my eyes from holding back laughter, must close my office door, everyone will know, my work isn't this funny. Thanks for the morning humor! Struck me as very funny, could be my antihistamine...regardless thx.

Where can I get a dashboard Jesus doll which bobs it's head up and down?

What? There's a dashboard mammy doll? Where do I get me one of those?