toedtoes~ get Donald Duck instead.

Why? Because you quack me up, yuk yuk..

Toedtoes~ you might find it amusing that when I visit relatives in SPOKANE for Thanksgiving, I plan to do a drive-by moon, and flash my walnut cracking glutes at the randy truckers..

honk honk, lol!!!!!

Jetset - I'm sure those truckers will appreciate the view!! But don't forget to tattoo your rates there first - don't want them to have to ask around...

:)

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his "thing". "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

So... did you guys have a Jail GTG, and where is the report, and is there a hope to see pictures?