Travel Laugh for the Day -- A Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me." |
I got that e-mail joke yesterday and LOL but something didn't ring true.
In my part of the country (Alabama), red necks do not go to Hawaii, the Bahamas, or Tahiti (they probably don't even know where they are.) The joke would make better sense with Panama City, Gatlinburg, and Disneyworld. |
Well, I live in Naples, Florida, and trust me -- here rednecks DO go to Tahiti, Hawaii, and the Bahamas.
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Damn, Earlene told me she was on the pill....
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I like it!
Does anyone actually know somebody named Earlene? If so, how old is she and where is she from? |
Not spelled the same but pronounced the same is Irlene Mandrell.
And, lots of rednecks from my neck of the woods go to Hawaii, the Bahamas and Tahiti! |
Thanks for the good laugh Neo, I needed that!!
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Wasn't Earlene sister to Earl and his other brother Earl? :(|)
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Outstanding bear! Love it.
Just to set the record straight that would be: Larry, his brother Daryll and his other brother Daryll. |
This redneck definitely goes to Hawaii, the Bahamas and Tahiti :-D
Too cute P! |
Why is the redneck going to the Bahamas and Tahiti? Couldn't he get reservations for Weeki Wachee?
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I really do know an "Earlene". She is from Louisiana. I guess that should be a "Coonass" vacation.
My family would drag me to Grand Isle every summer to fish, crab and shrimp. We stayed at a friend's camp and she was my neighbor. She was very cute and made my stay fun since I am such a city girl. I believe her cousin married a girl I went to dance class with forever ago. |
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