Travel Laugh for the Day -- A Redneck Vacation
Sep 27th, 2006, 10:04 AM
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Travel Laugh for the Day -- A Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
Sep 27th, 2006, 10:09 AM
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I got that e-mail joke yesterday and LOL but something didn't ring true.
In my part of the country (Alabama), red necks do not go to Hawaii, the Bahamas, or Tahiti (they probably don't even know where they are.)
The joke would make better sense with Panama City, Gatlinburg, and Disneyworld.
In my part of the country (Alabama), red necks do not go to Hawaii, the Bahamas, or Tahiti (they probably don't even know where they are.)
The joke would make better sense with Panama City, Gatlinburg, and Disneyworld.
Sep 27th, 2006, 08:01 PM
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I really do know an "Earlene". She is from Louisiana. I guess that should be a "Coonass" vacation.
My family would drag me to Grand Isle every summer to fish, crab and shrimp.
We stayed at a friend's camp and she was my neighbor. She was very cute and made my stay fun since I am such a city girl.
I believe her cousin married a girl I went to dance class with forever ago.
My family would drag me to Grand Isle every summer to fish, crab and shrimp.
We stayed at a friend's camp and she was my neighbor. She was very cute and made my stay fun since I am such a city girl.
I believe her cousin married a girl I went to dance class with forever ago.
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