I think this thread is by far one of the stupidest wastes of space of this site that I have ever seen.

Obviously school is out and the kids have somehow stumbled onto the Fodor's site.<BR>Don't they teach creative writing in junior high school any more?

O Lord, I rolleth on the the floor with laughter. Tears of mirth floweth. <BR><BR>I beseech thee...couldest thou drop an anvil from the sky and smote Abe, in the manner of thy disciple Wile E. Coyote?<BR>

Abe: You were doing OK until you wrote "since it was borderline sacrilegous..." Give me a break. (P.S. it's spelled sacrilegious)