Orcas, re: that flulish woodpecker--
shoot it, or give it a shot to keep its disease from spreading?

Oh, sparrow me the details! All this flew business is making me sick!

I coot go on making more jokes but I'm puffin on cigar.

I'd tell you it's a REAL Cuban but I don't wanna crow about it and have you guys get all bittern over it.

Too much warblering going on on the boards of late.

I'll let someone else take a tern now....I'll hide until it all plovers and the nuthatches and boobys are done complaining and it's calm again.

Well..how about when a certain gentleman from Naples,Florida says "what if I were to say you were a bird brain" and all hell breaks loose!!

One more I promise:

First there is the "bill bill" followed by the "coo coo" and then the urge for a cigarette.

Gull darn it, stoppit Pammer!!!!

Teal we meet again in Y'ville!

At first I thought this was a serious travel (gob) forum, that at times addressed random social issues (gobble, twitch) or freedom of expression (gobble, gobble) or the need to talk turkey about preventative medical care ...... gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble......gawk!

Faina,
Ronn Owens of 810 KGO radio in SF just lead with this joke.

You're a woman ahead of your time!

Kal, the wind beneath my wings is KGB not KGO ;)

The Philadelphia EAGLES must have been stricken! Seattle and Atlanta seem to only have the fever.

(I mentioned three cities . . . now it's a travel thread!)

ElizabethR--Do Philadelphians with bird flu lose their hair?
More symptoms: the desire to drink lots of Evian water. Nevertheless, you're too weak to keep your peck-er up.

GLBB (great looking babe bird) seeks other location for humor and travel.
Must be inclined to the ridiculous and always leaning to the left. Reply" ez board"(not to be confused with easy broad). Sh..howdy..anything goes at this point. Love to all you old timers..does this mean we are old flying the coop and seeking "warmer" quarters??

GLBB, don't let the door hit you in your tail feathers! (Is that Babe Bird or Bird Brain?)

leelane911~are you always this charming or are ya just glad to see me?

Hmmm... and what will the Old Rooster Kal say when he wakes up?

Leelane, nice post :)

Thank you, FainaAgain. PamSF's post WOULD be a nice one when you consider the situation on TT? Can we talk about pecking the hand that feeds you?

Leelane, honestly, I am so sick of TALKING here and in e-mails... can we go back to discussing really important things like what to wear in Alaska so not to stand out in the bear crowd?

Excuse me, FainaAgain? We talked in an e-mail? You've certainly confused me with someone else! You addressed me, not the other way round, remember?

No, Leelane, I don't mean you.

By the way, my e-mail is [email protected] so feel free... It's my Fodor's e-mail.

mikemo: I'll take my chances. I'm already planned to die eventually.