Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
 

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to cr@p on someone's windshield.

Very good, but once you have symptoms you have a 50% of dying.
M

F2,
So the naked people in the SF trees may have bird flu?

I heard another symptom is capricious banning of long time posters on message boards?

'Mo...or 50% chance of living? Is the wine glass half full/empty?

Also, I understand you should contact your doctor immediately if you notice a small outcropping of feathers in your armpits.

I give up: a 50% chance of dying.
M

What about my unending craving for worms?

F2~Made me laugh out loud! Than you.

Another symptom: A strong desire to move to Bodega and peck out Suzanne Pleshette's eyes.

.... beware if you notice the neighborhood cats are stalking you ...

I think it is when one starts laying eggs it is the time to really start worrying!!

.....or when you cackle at a joke?

OH NO.....A BIRD FLU CLIQUE!!!!

Is this that Inner Cackle I've heard so much about!!??

"Follow your inner cackle, Luke...."

Last time a bird cr@pped on my car,
he flu away before I could assess his symptoms.

Calinurse
:D :D :D

Also, beware of any uncontrolable bobbing of the head...

How can you tell that birds like shopping at sales?

They're always saying "cheep-cheep".

Faina, :D

If a woodpecker mistakes my house for a tree, does that mean it is confused and must have bird flu? Can I shoot the sucker and save all of humanity?

Hey, Faina, the CDC is a bunch of quacks (ar ar ar)

I heard another symptom is feeling cooped up.

Oh, my word, I think Mr. Pickle must have bird flu! He had a cheep attack last weekend and made us stay at Motel 6 in Carlsbad!

Lee Ann