Hey, has anyone seen the online video of the cable tv repair guy who fell asleep in the customer's house while on hold with the company?! It made the news, but I can't find it online.

try www.stupidvideos.com

if it's not there, it doesn't exist ;)

Faina and BayouGal~ keep the torch lit, and pass around the wine. I need to escape. Fresh air, that's what I need.
Later, we'll regroup and I'll tell you how many tourists I mooned today.

It appears Starr's mistake was just moving up the date, kinda leaving them in the lurch for the programming for a couple weeks.
She says someone at ABC leaked the info, which I can't really doubt.
Listen, a 3 month termination agreement is Waaaaayyy too long! I did a month one time and plan NEVER to do so again! It's just very uncomfortable, so I can understand her frustration.

Jetset1: I had alittle Kalua on my ice cream while ago, does that count? Planning alittle night cap later.

Can you imagine how Jay Leno must feel?! How long till Conan . . . 7 years or something like that?

Whew, I survived a trip into the village square.
Three things to share:

1. Willy, the groundsman at the p.o. is on the job.(Remember, he sweeps up "butts", other people's and his own). Some woman stops in mid-stride, laughs, then tells Willy, I have to pause and think. I can't walk and think at the same time.

2. I'm walking into Safeway. Some woman with enormous bazookas and a skintight sweater that would make Pam Anderson jealous is ahead of me. It's almost more difficult not trying to stare at her white loose yoga pants slipping down and revealing not just a scar, but a tattoo.

3. At the deli, one of my favorite gals tells me to look at a man at the end of the row.. apparently, every year, he comes here from Italy looking for a wife. He is medium height, slick back hair and a bit of a messy dresser. No nice leather loafers, no tan arm with a manly watch, not a snug Polo showing some promise beneath the top button. No, just a rumpled shmo.

Anyway, I break into a can of honey coated nuts on the way home. My sinuses are better and I might make it through the day's and week's admission of what a loser I've become......