Fred (very?) Small <BR> <BR>You are an outright liar!!! I check my hotmail account every day and your small name is never there and everyone else sends me email, it seems quite operational. I'll make you a deal. How bout we both kill ourselves tonight at 11:32PM. I'm sure the readers would like that and I wouldn't mind taking my own life knowing I had done the world a service by taking your jealous little arse out. By the way, nice try, on the Laura thing at Nobu. Make up some more lies you pathetic slob. Give me your real email adrs and I will tell you exactly what I would do with you if I had a big sock of manure and a jagged knife. Fred, send me an email please. Im beggin you, chicken

I go away for a few days and what happened here? I come to the US board thinking I accidently clicked on the European forum!

Hey everyone, I am new to the forum and I am ignorant! Who is this Sam person? I need enlightenment......please do tell. <BR>SkyGirl

SkyGirl . . . Sam eats out a lot and needs a lot of attention. <BR>

To: SkyGirl <BR>You really don't want to know. Trust me! <BR>To: Fodor's <BR>Please get rid of this guy! Enough is enough already!

Sam - I've been monotiring this site, and excuse me but you're losing it, ole boy. Sally was your only fan, and even she has signed off. It seems to me Fred said so-long and signed off, so why bother with him. Suicide pact - you can't be serious, you idiot. It's the holidays, Sam, act like a human being. You have over stayed your welcome, so sign off, dwarf man and head out to your favorite eatery. Does anyone want to offer Sam an invite for Christmas dinner? He needs fewer restaurants and more home cooked meals with human companionship. Abandon the cyber waistline before its's too late. Hey, I also tried to send you an e-mail, but the message I got was your site had been closed down. What's the excuse this time, moron?

"Hmm, it's Monday afternoon and nobody's posted to my thread since Friday, it's in freefall toward the bottom of the board. Gotta think quick! Who should I be this time? I know -- I'll be Jim, and start an "argument" with myself. I'll even call myself "moron"! That ought to get things boiling again!" <BR> <BR>As they used to say in the 60's, "What if they gave a war and nobody came?"

Helen - Perhaps theory was never your strong suit. No one, I repeat, no one, would wish to be Sam under any name. Try another idea. And abandon the war/nobody came bit - overused and out of date. Happy Holidays.

Oh, yeah, "I hate Sam's postings so much that I brought his thread back from the dead," that's logical. <BR>Have fun talking to yourself (or selves.)

Helen - ? Don't understand your "thread", but nevermind. To think I'm Sam ... ???? Suggestion to Fodor's - remove the entire NY site for a 10 day cooling-off period. Cheers all.

well all- HI! i am completley new to this sight so may not really know what is going on but Curiosity killed the cat so I got on the phone and called Nobu. When I called the young woman who answered seemed slightly put off by my need to speak with Laura, told me she wasn't in and to try back later. so I did. Laura is a delightful young woman who sends her best to ****. She knew already what I was calling about as soona s i asked about Sally and asked if I could clear this up. I told her I would do my best. She is one to turn to for a favor! Email me if you doubt me- i will reply!

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found this thread way too interesting... sending up for others to laugh at!!!