3 1/2 more weeks to school starts! YEA! Then the juveniles will be off of here! I hope you little delinquents get so much homework you can't do anything else!!

And, yes, the name ... have you bothered to look it up ... it's not feminine, and neither is the word ciao ... get yourself an It. dict. ... and BTW, I do have one coming up soon ... because I am a L.. and in It. that is L..... Anyone see the light yet? It's a small one, admittedly. But I thought I'd at least get the name stuff cleared up. For I'm afraid you're stuck with me for a while longer, but not on this one again. My sympathies, but hey, you might actually slip up and experience a "click" with me here and there. And of course not, no mystery. But if the FBI advertises for a profiler, pass. Actually one of the posters knows me personally; s/he doesn't think I'm around the bend or nuts, so why should you? No, you're correct ... that wasn't brief ... but then, how many was I addressing, and with each I did try to get to the heart of the matter. Perhaps an insult was not intended, but then, what do you expect ... look at the company you keep. Moving along, but thanks for the time. By the way, a name change is always an option if the insults get too heavy. I know some good ones too. Ciao

Will you really be happy then xxx? Think about it, you'll have no one to bitch at, then what will you do all day?

<BR>L/Leone, <BR> <BR>You are so predictable - I expected you to respond with incoherent psycho babble and you came through. <BR> <BR>Please L, slowly back away from the computer - it is real easy - you just push your chair back and get up. Then there is this thing that is spelled d o o r- door - you will be amazed to find that if you turn the knob it will open to the outside world. Next try to find something that is spelled j o b - job. Then maybe, just maybe, you will find something spelled l i f e - life. Good luck - you will need it.

it is obvious that several of you are j e a l o u s - jealous of l e o n e - leone. the guy is a free t h i n k e r - thinker and is dead on with alot of his posts. by saying you don't understand what he's saying you're insulting y o u r s e l f - yourself. his posts are not that hard to understand. <BR> <BR>now go a w a y - away. <BR> <BR>

Come on people, I made up this stupidity in order to have some fun and hopefully give people a laugh with riduculous lines like "animals don't get vacations" <BR> <BR>It was all meant in good fun and not as a forum to bitch about one another.

Ryan: <BR>I DID find your "animals don't get vacations" VERY amusing - check out my earlier post. <BR>P.S. People will always bitch. It's what separates us from the animals!!!!!!! <BR>L: do you get why I'm signing in as "Carnivore" now???? It goes with the topic.

Ryan, please don't disturb us while we're venting! <BR> <BR>how many times can you tell people what to do on "the big island" before starting to get loopy? this is just an outlet; we're really quite fond of each other.

Ryan-You are a psychotic guy and a weirdo. Why don't you check yourself into a mental hospital or go see a competent shrink to figure out why you seek attention and are psychotic....

<BR>L fan, <BR> <BR>Here is a word for you - L O S E R - Loser.

Well, Ryan, I enjoyed your troll, too. But next time, stick with it a little longer and don't fess up until you're really, really busted. This was like, well, premature you-know-what.

...and here's one for you, Lhasreallylostit: <BR> <BR>u n o r i g i n a l - unoriginal.

Pulling up my first troll, for old times sake. God, what'll I do for fun now on a slow day.

<BR>PAE-Thank you! I have been sitting here laughing my head off!<BR>An excellent troll if I ever saw one:)

As a vegetarian of more than 25 years (good god, I'm old!), even I appreciate this classic troll post from 2001. Good job, Ryan!

YOU rope it, YOU stun it, YOU cut its throat, YOU cut it up, YOU cook it..just the way you like it. Mel's<BR>Char House right on highway 14

This is obviously a troll, I mean &quot;Donner party&quot; I get it, but this actually does happen all the time in Argentina and its called Asado.

Mel's, isn't that place that serves Bass Frappes made with an original &quot;bassomatic?&quot;

Holy ... cow, people. I nominate this one for the year-end Most Bizarre Troll Rant thread. Although perhaps it doesn't qualify since it didn't start in 2003.

<BR>junebug, you are missing the point I think.<BR>

Can I name my cow George Bush. Same blank stare.

No, you may not name your cow George Bush (Sr or Jr). That would be a brutish slight to a defenseless bovine.<BR>A cow has far too many brains and personality to be named George Bush (Sr or Jr).

You could name your cow, Al Gore... if it cried pretty, long and loud.

You could name your cow Hillary, it you fattened it up a bit first.

You could name it Barb Bush. Just put some pearls on her , it would be a dead ringer for the old gal.

I have to laugh at these PETA people. An innocent question is asked and an attack is made..What is up with that!<BR><BR>I have a question to ask you PETA fans, check out some of your cloting items, accessories, you will be surprized to find they are made by animals. Or how about the food you eat. I am asuming half of you must walk around naked!