Mi wife seems colder
 

I have been happily married for over thirty years. Lately, I have noticed that my wife doesn’t excite me quite as much. Am I sexually dysfunctional?

No. You're just really ugly and very stupid.

She excites me just fine. BTW you're out of Scotch.

ROTFL - quite good

Try spanking her. She likes that. IT makes her frisky.

Makes her frisky AND makes her bark... <BR>And Mark, if you hadn't let slip about that little crossdressing thing you like so much, she'd still be in your corner.

Just to complete the circle here & before Sam starts whining that this is not 'travel related'....Mark wants <BR>everyone to know that his decreased libido is only apparent when he & his wife do NOT travel! As long as they travel, <BR>they have 'the best sex ever while on vacation'. But, Mark is married to Worried Granny & her constant fretting about whether or not the grandchildren should <BR>ski before age 4 is making her appear 'colder'. So, Mark is planning to go away with Zipped Up Granny until all <BR>of this is clarified on the Fodor's <BR>US Travel Talk page! In the meantime, I am going for a walk because I am spending too much time here with you <BR>idiots! I am going to visit the grandkids whose parents have no common sense!

Hey Pal, let's face it, you need Viagra!