Urgent Update!
His wife just remarried after a bout with Bulimia. She ran away to Utah and became a Wheat Thin. The daughter was released from rehab after admitting she picked a pita pocket. They are dual citizens now, because they were a Chex mix.
Aw shucks, is it time for wine again?

QUICK, grab a drink Jetset! Before the wine completely wears off!! :D

Very funny, and I have a friend who is in dire need of something like this. I will email this to her. Thank you, Scarlett.

seetheworld~ good thig the psych students gave me free extra hospital pants, cos I'm having to change them again.
Don't you just love the side effects of the free meds that *may* occur due to excessive use? The leaking is one thing, but these extra teeth are taking away from my inner beauty,lol.

LOL -- so glad you are having a fun time this evening! :)

wow-thank you ((F)) .. yes, I am fine, everyone is fine here and in Japan :D

You guys are just too funny! :))

That jetset1 is sooo funny! :)

So my husband, who was out of town today, called and asked what I did for fun. Welllllllll, laughing my appendix inside out on Fodor's again, I replied.

I wonder if the service was Kosher. None of them looked Chewish, you never know though.
The seventies band Bread sang, and the minister began to crumble. Friends met at the corner maple bar and frittered away the afternoon. A croissant moon enhanced the evening, and the guests slowly pulled apart, looking beaten. I drank my last shot, and gave some doughy blob a squeeze, which shot his lid off because he was under pressure. A garlick would cost extra, so I returned home, half baked.

Omg! Poor mr. doughboy.....I always thought it was sort of sadistic they way people kept poking him in the tummy.

Poor mr. doughboy... :(

Right before he fell, he confided to the dr. that he had gotten a good dough job.

topping

Rise and shine people,lol!

I was not having a bad day,,but this was hilarious! :-D Thanks Scarlett! And jetset .... do Jay leno!

Boy did I need this today. Thanks for posting!

With the kind of day I am having it took me a half of a millesecond to figure out that Crumby's intent was to be pronounced "crum-eeeeeee" as opposed to "crum-b-eeee" second cousin to Gumby.

Who took the caffeine out of my Earl Grey earlier this morning???

Thanks for the giggle Scarlett!

And last, but not yeast, his brother Falafel a cliff, sliced by a some flake who was headed to church, because he was a Jamaican sinn-a-mon.

Talk about your rye Wednesday humor.

Thanks fo sharing! That was too funny.

This is the worst news, and I only hope it's not exploited...
The doughboy dated a sand-witch once, and she was a real torte, some sort of Hazelnut, who claimed to have royal lineage, because she used the surname Monte Cristo more than once.
He melted, and the stress was enough to use a prosthetic cucumber and use the alias Dagwood.
In any event, he was a Hero, and they made the hot cross sign as he was splayed across the sheet with an angel food cake, who weighed about a pound, and about to buckle, turning upside down and doing a twist.
The stuffed French toast was arrested for battering. She was injured to the extent that she was spoon fed and later, o.d'd on baking soda.