How do we do it? Easy!

1. Eat at home. Cheap candles provide romantic ambiance. If having company, don't let them through the door unless they're carrying food and drink.

2. Drink cheap beer. Reprieve for weekends and Father's Day.

3. Clip every coupon under the sun. Learn to deflect glares from teenage children who think you're cheap.

4. Go on FABULOUS vacation. Off season.

5. Repeat process.