I spoke with Clarence two months ago and he is doing splendidly. Currently, he is a sous chef at a restaurant on Fire Island, where he owns a small cottage. Clarence is currently dating a catcher for one of the New York ball clubs, I'm not sure which. They plan a Provincetown wedding after the season. He hinted that the best man would a man named the Rocket. What a strange name.

Shane, you are so making all that up! I have no idea why you're bothering, but I have to say, those post-divorce bios are hysterically funny and spot-on!