You cannot sneeze with your eyes open, either.

The length of your foot is the same distance as that between the inside crease of your elbow and the bottom of your wrist.

"Moth" is the most commonly mistyped word in this thread. :-)

I drank coffee today. I never, and I mean never, drink regular coffee.

This post makes me laugh.

I can sing "The Star Spangled Banner" in Latin.

Usually only when completed inebriated, though.

My brother's MIL used to babysit Dick Clark.

The Niagara River isn't a river. It's a strait.

(I've got to get away from this thread. This is my 3rd post)!

The East River in NYC isn't a river.

The speed of light is a constant. But time and space can vary.

The length of a coat hanger when straightened is 44 inches.

R5

I could sing correctly the entire first 3 verses (long) of "Tatum Ergo Sacrumentum" from Benediction (Catholic) in Latin for an old friend on a bet- and I hadn't done that or thought of it at all in 45 years.

And I don't have a clue, except for 4 words, what the words mean because I learned it phoenetically.

And Nat King Cole sold over a million records in Europe in 3 different languages doing the same exact thing. He was great at German, and the people just loved his accent and tried to copy its inflections.

Brad and Angelina had a baby girl.

And her name isn't Branjolina.

The grass actually isn't greener on the other side. The sky may be bluer, bt the grass is most definitely not greener.

Stastics say people who own this brand of car are more likely to cheat on their spouse....

What is a >>>>>>>>>?

no, its Shovel. (Shiloh Nouvel)

More like Shoveit!! :))

What is a >>>>>>>
Soccer Mom Van?

Sorry, just felt like being a bit mean! :-) Scare all the dads on a Friday afternoon!

Or Shovelit ?

Or maybe we could shorten it even more? :))
<font color="blue">SH</font>iloh p<font color="blue">ITT</font> ?

poor kid.

I recite Abou Ben Adam by Leigh Hunt from beginning to end whenever I have had one too many glasses of wine!Don't ask me why I do this or where it comes from. It's in my head. And,lots of other poems too (now that's useless!!) Is it time for a glass of wine? I have to get away from this post! Great one, FainaAgain! Lots of Friday Fun!! :)

Experts say the camel has the worst breath in the entire animal kingdom!