I'm having Greek food for dinner and I drank way too much wine last night.

The gestation period for a house mouse is about 19-21 days, and they give birth to a litter of 14 mice at one time. One female can have some 5-10 litters per year.

Prince Henry the Navigator never sailed a ship nor went to sea.

I slept in this morning and I am still sleepy.

In the current issue of "Celebrated Living," American Airlines' in-flight magazine for business and first class seats, there's an promo where Silversea Cruises has been entered as "Slaveries." Experience the world of ... oh.

Bob Marley believes the Buffalo soldiers had a lot in common with dreadlocked rastas. As a bonus useless fact, Vera Miles was supposed to get the blonde part that Kim Novak got in Hitchcock's VERTIGO. She got pregnant instead.

When the battery is dead in your car, you can't drive to a service station for help.

I'm not wearing socks! :O

My first grade teachers uncle was Mr. Whipple,(ya know the "Charmin" guy)and my spanish teacher in high school was the step mom to the drummer of the Go-Go's.
I've also met Kevin Bacon, Joanne Woodward, Gary Sandy, Diamond Rio.
Wow

If your child gets bubble gum (or chewing gum) in her/his hair, you can get it out with peanut butter.

The Stafford hotel filmed in the remake of the "Parent trap" does not exist.

Hydrogen makes up ninety percent of all matter. I find this comforting.

King Edward II, Freddie Mercury, Clifton Webb, Oscar Wilde, Walt Whitman, George Cukor, Somerset Maugham, Jerry Smith, Tab Hunter, King Richard the Lionhearted and Liberace share one big distinction.

You can't pick up your right foot and make clockwise circles while drawing the number 6 in the air with your right hand.

You can't sneeze and poop or pee at the same time. Don't try it...you just might blow your ass off! :))

Cats don't purr w/ each other

Only 3 moths ago I was in Israel on vacation :((

toilet paper has only been around barely 100 years...

If I go to use the bathroom when no one's home and I leave the door open, its inevitable that my pup will come watch me.

The chick pea is neither a chick nor a pea.