No,no jet, poor baby, it's
<b>P</b>ass <b>M</b>y <b>S</b>weatpants
quickly followed by
<b>P</b>ass <b>M</b>y <b>S</b>hotgun

R5

Degas will have to come on this trip for you ladies, i'll sit back and watch your heaving breasts, and the swooning but he will have to braid his back hair!

Alright, kiddos....Statia is checkin' in thanks to the &quot;heads up&quot; from JAGIRL on the Caribbean forum.

Making a few plans without moi, are we? :D

I'm not taking a trip in the next week since I have to recuperate from two visiting teen girls (Little Statia and the newly Adopted Statia) keeping me up WAY too late over the past two weeks.

However, be forewarned that a 747 (much less one with a first class section) cannot land on our runway. So, either you suffer in the tiny tin can aircraft stuffed like a sardine with your other 17 compatriates, no A/C and no bathroom facilities, not to mention no beverage service or pretzels (yes...that means no poison), or you don't come at all.

:D

Anybody still game? ;)

I forgot to add...

We do have chocolate here, imported from both Belgium and Holland. And, I will get in touch with Degas to dole it out whilst attired in a full tuxedo, as we ladies sip Rum Runners on the beach. :D

Oh oh...is there now a glitch in the Statia plans? :-o

Uhm Statia, no first class? No bathroom on the plane? Good grief!!

Well I know, if they allow jets to fly over your beautiful island we could bring parachutes and just jump out..and float down to your favorite beach where you could be waiting with the poison..and Degas could fly in ahead of us (on that no bathroom plane) and pass out the chocolates.

Where there is a will there is a way ;;)

Ahoy, chocolate chipmates~(sounds of me kissing my hand at the artful word play)..
I can't resist, since you've dragged(git it? A cruise ship, dragged..) poor unaware Statia into the plan.
Some of us will have to be:
**voted OFF the island**!!!!!!!!!!!
And I, the pioneer of Alaska, have ridden on the small commuter planes out yonder. They were LEGO sized people, where the only thing more annoying than the mosquito sized engine was the screaming of the locals, men too.
You try riding next to some 357 lbr., who alternately belches up that mornings Jim Beam and sobs.
I will be up to the task. But can we not ride a ship into the port, Statia?
I have a silly vision of a bunch of us in long gowns protesting, &quot;No, I am queen of the world&quot;.. you know, 'Near far, I can't find the bar and I know that this dress won't go on....

Well jestset, there will have to be a red queen and a white queen and one will have to be appointed the task of shouting randomly,<font color="RED"> &quot;OFF WITH HER HEAD!&quot; </font>

I nominate <font color="green">JA<font color="black">GI<font color="gold">RL</font></font> </font>to be voted off the island!!

It was an interesting morning bike ride. The inlet is calm, the sun is shining, and even phosphorescent me knows to apply sunscreen on these days.
So I was peddling in low gear, breathing in a potent aroma of lupine and petroleum products, and a young speckled moose was startled by my appearance. The big green leaf was potruding sideways, equivalent of a Cuban cigar. &quot;Mornin Shecky I hollered&quot;, fine day to be grazing&quot;.. &quot;eh, what's that noise you got Jetsy&quot;?. (hes an oldjazz fan and I was insulting his solitude with some DrowningPool provided by my teen son to keep the feeble minded at arm's length).
I also passed our local search and rescue crew, who had beenm told by my ornithologist that my ovaries were on a death march. Even the donor program had said thanks but no thanks, they'd look elsewhere.
Keep me posted on the gtg/.. I'm too full of spiderwebs and repellant to be sitting around. J.

Usually, I'm bored of posts(including my own) after the first 50 replies, but.. if the powers that be here at Fodor's are as smart as I believe them to be, they'd actually put this shindig on, using all our expertise and contributions!
Think of the free publicity. Think of the hilarity. Think of everyone happily wearing their $16 travel underpants!
Please, let's get a petition and promise to get the word out about the one, the only the best travel site anywhere:

FODORS, FODORS, FODORS! :):):)

Plus, if you start right now, as a FREE bonus, I will dedicate a thank you and even a chapter to the wonderful people on the message board who supported and inspired me to go on.
Gotta get my picnic organized, but think about it Fodor's-- you need us. We are the your loyal subjects! Jetset

fodors makes virtually nothing from us posters here, just the advertisers, so why would they want to spend money on us?

A Yountville Pub Crawl is do-able.
Other than that CHICAGO, baby!!!

And shorts are mandatory!!!! ((Y))

Kal !

((R)) ((R)) ((R)) ((R)) ((R))

R5

:* &gt;:D&lt;

Come here and give Uncle Kal a big hug!!!

Hey Kal baby, don't turn into a &quot;funny uncle&quot; LOL!!! Love ya!! :-p

I tell you jetset, we will have to review this Fodor's GTG guest list reeeeally carefully!!!

Uhm, Kal..actually you and &quot;Harry Back&quot; Degas will be the stars of the GTG. What more could a gal ask for?

<b>KAL!</b> where you been, baby? This calls for a celebratory spanking!

jetset, you obviously know where I'm coming from. :)

And, trust me....finding the bar won't be a problem here. There is one on every corner. Even our gas station has one. :D

And, if by some chance we really can't find the bar, we know that our dear Kal will be our leader. ;)

Because because because because....

We got spirit, yes we do, we got spirit, how 'bout you?

You mean I can get some vodka, curly fries, a diet 47 oz. cola and mile high fudge cake all for $5.99?

Jetsy need drink ideas. Afraid of flamers on separate posting. Please help. Keep simple. Can bring blender to beach.
Me and ill equipped mind can have bigtime fun in sand. Please make good idea for what to drink with kosher hot dogs(I'm an all beef girl). And s'mores. Peace bewitcha, J.

jetset, you can bring a blender to the beach? Where do you plug it in? Or are you pulling my leggy?

seetheworld~ Have you been hanging with the Klingons the last few years? I always was up on the best way to stay hydrated and happy. My former trampolina friend from h.s. is in town,(the one with multiple knee replacements).. so I will share what I know before I crank it up:
1. Hamilton Beach-yep, they gots one
2. Oster
3. Salton
Hey, a 12 volt and visions of men bearing chilled grapes can be a gals' best friend on these daze of summer!

So, before this gets out of control, feel free to gimme your best ideas. J.

Here I'm thinkin your sitting ON the beach. Man, I need a drink, lol


Cranberry juice, OJ, and Vodka freeze.

Blend equal parts of each (leave equal up to you) with ice.

Funny how a warm smile and a noisy blender can make instant friends..
Ice ice baby.
You spin me round round baby round round.
I dunno, maybe it's the thong song that brings them running...

stw~ the only laptop I'm using is darling Mr. Man's(wink wink)..

Love the cranberry freeze idea.:)
Reminds me how I once traumatized my conservative &quot;bother-in-law&quot; by telling him it was the official drink of women in sensible shoes...........

BayouGal~ where ya been? come back!

I'm back, although will not be here as often for awhile. I was out of town over the weekend, and working on income taxes now. UGH!! What a nightmare with so much concerning hurricane Katrina.

Hey, when ya gonna get back to the &quot;To BayouGal&quot; thread you created? I been asking you questions, girl! ;-)

Hi Jetset, white merlot with hot dogs or barbecue.

BayouGal~ hey! I assumed you were traveling, entertaining or collecting the feathers for our gtg.
I survived a small trauma, whereby someone in Hawaii made a voodoo doll of me and made it polka dance and jump like a frog.
Then I was given moral support from a posse of chocolate lovers who silently spanked the offender(s) with their love.
It's a tough love army but hey, the strong will live long and prosper.
kslw~ definitely bbq~ margarita shrimp goes better with the svelte. We don't need any high cholesterol victims.
Of course, Rush seems to have all the really good meds. I'll call him,lol.

That is SO funny about Rush!

How did Bob Dole's luggage get on Rush's airplane? :-) ((b))

Were his ratings flacid? :-?

Yeah, let the big galoof talk his way outta this one...&quot;Well,(shuffling papers in a defiant frenzy).. the..the ..liberals planted it, ahem.. swig swig.
&quot;Folks, you know me, c'mon. I thought the bottle said any opinion lasting for more than four hours may result in &quot;boolshoditis&quot;. &quot;Besides,(his jowls quivering in ecstacy as he lights another Ms. Moniqua cigar), I will be at guest speaker at an island travel benefit and a judge at the feather wrestling contest with some jetset broad, so I have no time to defend this nonsense. It's simply not on my &quot;shkedyule&quot;. Peace out.

I'm sorry. I don't usually get so emotional, but that last one was so good, the nails on my ceiling look like stars.

Kal~ no silly boy, he didn't have the right sleep number dialed in.
muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

jetset~i wish to apologize if i have offended you...the original thread was loserville...i was the loser for counting your numerous and humorous posts, didn't mean to be derogatory...i truly like your posts and keeps me laughing. however, the marilyn post just struck a cord with me as i had an aunt marilyn who died tragically from a botched sex change operation and never got over it. she had the face of herman but beautiful blonde hair, and was the sensible one with a sweater always hanging off her shoulders. instead of standing in for seetheworld, i should have just had another mai-tai but at that point i couldn't stand up let alone stand in. and we don't have voodoo in hawaii, we have menehunes which can manifest themselves in dreams of cane spiders. i've never been spanked with chocolate but sounds interesting. so with this you have my deepest apology and as a loser i will continue to count your posts. Peace?? :)

to Kal~ f yo cn rd ths bkwds, ew gt a prz:
.fan biggest his I'm him tell gonna and in calling I'm Tomorrow .brainer no ,Limpaw And
.pill purple li'l his needs guy the O'course .sake pity's for ,Rush is name his ,Look.

matnihkstym~ I was just about to call the emt's because my wine drip is leaking, when shock of shocks, I caught your post.
I never thought you were being mean, because this mode of therapy is without the human eyeball rolling and inflections that real life conversations allow. Far from, I enjoy a little sparring.
Besides, I could crush you with my rock hard thighs, devoid of cellulite.
And us &quot;last two staters&quot; to make it into the union should be friends, and this is all for fun.
So fuggetaboutit, I shamelessly had to test the waters to see if y'all would call me back for more abuse.
But I don't like your cane spiders all the same. Nosir, I'd rather freak dance with a bear. The other thing I remember is sailing with my Maui condo neighbor one sunny day in 1982.
Suddenly, a sub surfaced and he innocently suggested, &quot;Uh, I think they want you to take your top off&quot;. Despite his small briefcase full of libations at the pool everyday, dear Dick and I became estranged. Besides, he was too old for me and that N. H. accent just bugged me.
Luckily, I later met an owner of a large pillow emporium who offered me a job as a fluffer and a small roll in a movie. big Alaskan hugs, J.

what's this I hear about fighting? :(

But gals and guys the convention hasn't even started yet!