Does the Great Salt Lake have any curative powers, like for unsightly toenail fungus?
 

I would march right down to my local travel agent right now if I knew that a dip in the Great Salt Lake would cure this butt-ugly toenail fungus. Ladies abhor me, children run in fear, even a damn stray dog won't sniff my feet. By the way, I'm a Christian Scientist and refuse to take medicine.

The spot you are looking for is the clinic in the Weilicza [made up spelling, sure it is wrong] salt mines near Krakow, Poland. It is an asthma clinic (really), but it should suit your needs quite well.

Sorry yellow toes.<BR>There is no cure for what ails you.<BR>It's called terminal stupidity.<BR>Deal with it.

Just walk to the nearest health food store, I'm sure they have some non-chemical ailment (lotion) for you.

Faina, why do people like you prod these troll posters on?<BR>Are you honestly unable to tell that these posts are only thrown into this forum to yank people's chains?<BR>Are you really that naive?<BR>Answering these posts seriously only encourages the morons, and makes YOU look foolish.

Thank you Faina for your response. It is only with the help of people like you that I can overcome this terrible affliction.<BR><BR>As for you Mr. why, could I invite you to come over and suck my toes?

I think you'll need to inquire of "larry", the Viagra vs. Mr Big Creme, poster.<BR>He'll be more accustomed to sucking on things the size of your toes.<BR>As for me, I'll be busy fine tuning my monkey's mullet haircut, thank you.<BR>And posing as Steven the Italian troll.<BR>

Well if you quit missing the bowl and stop pissing on your toes you should be fine in 2-3 days.

Amputation is an alternative.<BR>Might be a bit painful with no anesthesia. Also, infection is a risk without antibiotics.<BR>

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