I do not Have red eyes!!!

For tackiest of 2004 I nominate anyone who looks at underarms. If they lose in tacky category, they're sure to win weird. For tacky couple, who but TG and her thong-challenged hubby.

I nominate myself in a soon to been seen tacky outfit: my imitation of a cowgirl (or is that cowgrrl?) I'm taking a vacation next week and one of the activities is horseback riding. My $3.88 Wal-Mart hat, t-shirt, jeans, and faux-cowboy boots should make a funny site to the few who see me. I might end up wearing socks with my flip-flops (haven't done that since college, but I do remember the toe-thong wedgie)

blacktie, it has been so very quiet while you were gone.

.. oh, TG, too quiet, girl, just too quiet! And how 'bout that beach weather, TG. Did you hit the beach? Low 90s, water 86 degrees, nice breeze, not a cloud! And have I got a new place for you - the Green Iguana! Blackened Key West Mahi. But bad margueritas! And a free concert with the Tampa Symphony! Life is good. And don't be too hard on your hubby's thong! Takes a real man to don one! Have a good day, and keep clear of anything with red eyes (they were drinking on the beach!).

blacktie, was that you making all that ruckus at the airport?

And which Green Iguana did you hit? My favorite is the one on Westshore in Tampa, the original from waaaay back, at least three clones since. The Monday night blues jam there (only there) is not to be missed. Incredible FREE talent. Next time.

So sorry to miss the Symphony on TI but I went for the pool this wknd (gosh, I'll bet those musicians were drenched). I just can't take those stares anymore while walking on the beach, me and hubby and his thong thing.

Here's to drinking on the beach! Glad the weather held up for you. And glad you're back to liven things up a bit.

ah, yes, thanks for the update - this new one was on some causeway out toward the beach, two miles form Gulf Blvd. Raggae on Sunday, $2 beer.

Take care - glad the sunning was good and the poll fab! Pass the solarcaine - I used #30 - and tanned liked a mad man. Sunset Beach, cool. Caddys and Ka"tiki - packed!!!