Airline Jokes
 

TAP Take Another Plane
BOAC Better on a Camel
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PS This is also posted in the Airlines section.

After a really bad flight with very bad flight attendants, a friend dubbed American Airlines -- AA, Airheads Anonymous.

Former TWA: Teeny Weeny Airlines

United: Untied or Untidy

My fave redo of an acronym was for the old DL&W railroad. It was really the Delaware, Lackawanna and something ... It was known as the "Delay, Linger & Wait."

A few years ago after waiting in Atlanta for four hours, I came up with DELTA--Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.

LIAT -- Last In Aviation Technology

Northwest----None worst
Big Sky-----Big Scare

NWA- Never Will Arrive
BA- Bad Attitude
CAAC (former China Airlines) - China Airlines Always Crash

AirTran - the fares are low, but the perks are few.
They don't even have oxygen masks. The flight attendant says: "should we need air, break a window".

TED- To Expect Delays

Did you hear that El-Al merged with Al-Italia? The new airline is called: Vell-al-Tellya!

Aeroflot --> Aero-Flap
Mohawk (how old am I, anyway?) --> Schmoehawk.
Allegheny (ditto) --> Agony

How old am I??
Mohawk = Slowhawk :D

DELTA = DELayed Through Atlanta

working for the airlines, i'll refrain from adding what i've heard over the last couple of years! ;)

US Air - US Scare-ways

Northwest=Northworst

LGA - Listlessly Gliding Airplane!

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Don't know if this is true, but I think of it on every flight I'm on! It's a flight attendant on SWA givng pre-flight instructions:
"in the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

TACA = Take a Chance Airlines

Luckily US Air and other airlines have increased their presence in Latin America so that I never have to fly TACA again!