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I know this is all in fun, but could I seriously suggest that you avoid the nose rings, pierced eyebrows, and Mohawk haircut?
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Take a tip from the answer I gave to Vegassurfer about paying the parking ticket in Siena...
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who am the most retrosexual one of all...?" ...and as the "Fab Five" suddenly appear and answer you back that we have become a totally moral country now and you have a lot to live up to... |
If you're going to wear pointy-toed shoes AND a cape, surely you must stop in London for some dentistry as well.
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I actually bought my hubby a black cape (opera cape) to wear to the Wexford Opera Festival. On the way from the theatre to the pub the first night, he was advised by the local youths to 'watch out for guys with pointy sticks' :-) Thankfully he had no such trouble so I hope you don't either (perhaps best not visit Transylvania, though).
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Now that I finaly got the meaning of the term "metrosexual", I am completely at loss, what the heck a "retrosexual" is!
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This is the Retrosexual code that we live by:
No matter what the women insists, WE PAY FOR THE DATE. We open doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. We eat red meat, and often kill it ourseleves. We don't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, we salute you. We don't use more hair or skin products than a woman. We don't dress in trendy clothes or page through goofy magazines looking for expensive stuff to buy. We don't plan vacations around shopping. We know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "dealing with hard stuff" portion of The Code. We don't watch no TV show with "Queer" in the title. We don't let neighbors mess up rooms in our houses on national TV. We don't don't act like a foppish froo-froo for no gal, no matter how hot. We will have at least one outfit in our wardrobe designed to conceal ourselves from natrual prey. We know how to tie a windsor knot We will not strip naked, get into a sweat lodge, and bang on drums to bond with other guys. We should have at least one good wound we can brag about getting. |
>We know how to tie a windsor knot<
Just how many of us know how? |
My dear, every gentleman should know how to tie a windsor/half-windsor knot, and also a bowtie.
Men should never have a mono-brow, they should pluck eyebrows for a natural shape, but not like a girl's. As for that "rakish cad", degas, well dear I somehow think you're beyond help for your crimes against fashion. |
Degas, Interesting list. Are there any of your fellowmen left?
But more importantly, you've done some detail digging into some interesting areas. What (note: I didn't ask WHEN so your privacy is still protected) are your travel plans for the coming year? |
Grasshopper, I drop off the "persons of interest" watchlist maintained by the French and Italian border police and fashion defenders in April 05. So the may/jun timeframe should be interesting.
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Interesting. What about all your London digging? In the meantime, we'll always welcome you in SF.
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Grasshopper, I have been fortunate enough to be able to stop in London about 6 times a year as part of business trips to the Middle East. Therefore, I am always interested in discovering new things to do and see in that great city.
Rome and Umbria are on my short-list now and I always try to visit Paris on any extended personal vacation trip to Europe. The LW have fond memories of SF and will stop by again when my son gets married in Hawaii. 2005 date TBD. I'm just glad somebody else pays for most of my travel and the FF miles keep piling up! |
Degas-Love this thread. I really needed a good laugh this morning. Whatever you do, don't stop giving us your WONDERFUL fashion tips. :-D
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I'm always learning something on Fodor's. Now I know what a retrosexual is and am happy to say I am married to one without a monobrow. Although, I do wonder why God can allow so much hair to grow out of one's ear. (Bring on the weed-whacker!)
You might add an umbrella to your packing list so you can protect your lovely wife from raindrops. Look for a stylish one to accesorize your cape. Now, I was wondering about retrosexuals and lime green leisure suit... someone please educate me!!! -Sharon |
How is it possible that your trusty pair of velcro gym shoes has yet to be mentioned?
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Degas
so true about someone else paying for the travel and you getting the FF mile credit...I am still living well off miles accumulated over years of travel, even though for the last 5-6 I have done hardly any business travel. Many great free trips for wife and I with those miles (of course I spent loads of time on road and away from home to get them - but now we are reaping the rewards). |
oh oh slap me silly it should have read "for wife and me".....so sorry please forgive me.
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My inital attempts at a wax job on my manly eyebrow proved to be an utter disaster.
I went around the cabin and rounded up a bunch of old candles and melted them down in a pot over my outdoor fire pit (my indoor pit was being used by the LW to cook some rabbits for supper). Then I drank a gallon or so of my old family recipe to get mellow and build courage for what lay ahead. Little did I know what stark, mind-numbing horror was in story for me. Then Lester and Billie Bob showed up and we got to drinking and playing grab-butt and before you know it they dared me to also wax my back, chest and some other sensitive parts I've not seen since my waistline expanded past 50 inches. I should have tossed a frog in the pot to check the temperature, but no, I was careless, and paid a dear price when Lester pored the vat of bubbling wax over my broad, powerful back. Good lord, when that sizzling goo landed, I screamed so darn loud people in five counties took to the tornado shelters! My hide is sure blistered something terrible. |
then there no question degas..cycling tights and a cape with white trainers...nothin else gotta show em that manly chest!!
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