it's a sign! it's a sign!

OK OK, you've had your fun. Why can't I get an answer to a serious question on this forum? <BR> <BR>I'd just like to ask what time the fish-slapping dance will be demonstrated.

Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help I'm being repressed!

Remember if you're considering bringing your pet fish, you'll need a fish license.

You're lucky to have a hotel to stay in! When I was growing up, we had it tough. I mean, not only didn't we stay in hotels, we didn't even live in house! <BR> <BR>We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down at the mill for fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt.

Well, at least you had a paper bag to live in and bread to eat! We didn't even have jobs, 14 hours a day would have been heaven to us. <BR> <BR>...and now, a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister -- <BR>

Capo.. did you have to "lick road clean with toungue?"

I've not stayed there becuase of the large family entourage that I travel with and as everyone knows, the more people that book as a group into the Monty Python, the more money you end up spending. I have heard from my clients though that the grailed fish is fabulous. My only concern is that all the people I have treated that have stayed there persistenly question the meaning of life. Pitiful indeed.

Here's to laughter and better days - <BR> <BR>Cheers, <BR>Audrey <BR> <BR>

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat. But she's a witch! She turned me into a newt! I got better.

I've heard the Mongolfier brothers stayed there, but beware the tennis-playing blanc mange!

Is that where they're having the premiere of Sam Peckinpaugh's "Salad Days"?

Right after the lawn tennis party--I'll play the bloody piano.

I say, Nigel, catch!

Is that a <BR><BR><BR>Shubbery??????????

In spite of all the negative posts here, i'm going because I heard it's the Full Monty.

mimi,while there,do have a glass of <BR>montypulciano:)

Oh yes. Wino, the count of Monty Christo promised me the best. After that weekend in Monty Carlo, he said, <BR>"Monty be fun for us to go to Monty Python and monty each other?"<BR>I said, "hey wait a minute , lets take this monty to monty until we know eachother."

It's actually Farty Owls -- but you'd be better off training a monkey.

theyza cook my monkey after my rat.