Monty Python
 

I heard that the Monty Python in Rome is a great inexpensive place to stay, especially for travelers traveling alone. Has anyone stayed there?

Let's not go there; it's a silly place.

Never stayed there...but I heard all they serve for breakfast is Spam. There's Spam, egg, sausage & Spam, Spam-Spam-Spam, baked beans & Spam...

I thought they served dead parrot. <BR>I have a file on dead parrots;if you'd like to see it, email me.

i hear that there are penguins on the telly!

Don't forget to bury the cat before you go if it's mostly dead.

Uggh it's a horrible place! In 1999 my husband and I were staying there, enjoying our breakfast of spam with beans when all of a sudden this cardinal with a funny accent burst in and interrupted us, asking questions and torturing us with cushy pillows! <BR>We weren't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

you can stay at the Castle Anthrax...

I'm sorry, this is the argument forum. Please go to the US forum for abuse.

I heard that the cheese is runny, there's an irritating bouzouki player & one of the little men from the village who comes to visit is actually Death!!! <BR>BC

but the worthest thing at this place is: they let you eat till you explode or give you some very strange lessions in silly walking. if you don't follow them, they let you write on the forum romanum at least 1000 times phrases in other languages. silly walking!! <BR> <BR>christina

I hear they're holding the next Upper Class Twit of the Year contest there.

Why would you want to go to Rome anyway? I mean, what have the Romans ever done for us? <BR> <BR>Oh what I'd give to spat at in the face!

No, but I understand there's some lovely shrubbery in the courtyard out back.

Ni!

My hovercraft is full of eeeels. <BR> <BR>would you like to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy? <BR> <BR>(this is from the Hungarian/English dictionary...)

Run away! Run away!

Beware of the rabbits.

Can anyone recommend a restaurant nearby the hotel that serves large portions?

Don't you mean the Monty Pantheon?

nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

my dear lonely planet crossover and one sick puppy, haven't you heard? It has faulty towers.

What was that about coming upstairs? Beware the blamange. <BR>

And now for something completely different.....

Yes, it is great, but the rooms are too small for those with three buttocks. <BR>

They tend to f__t in your general direction if you are a silly English Kiniggit. <BR> <BR>But they will tell all of us how to be individuals.

I hear they are all lumberjacks, but really, they're Okay. <BR> <BR>Marlena

I'm not dead yet...I'm feel better...I want to SING!

Always look on the bright side of life... and don't forget a smart sheep is a dangerouos animal.

I've been and so's my wife. But you try telling young people that these days.

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Oh, how good to have a laugh first thing in the morning! <BR>I hate to get serious here, as this is a great troll. <BR>But, if it isn't: <BR>Paul, are you talking about the Faulty Towers? <BR>It is located on via Magenta, and is north of the Termini station. <BR>( wanted to go there but forgot to bring the address, and it is not listed in phone book!) <BR> <BR>"Basil,Basil! Basil!!" <BR>"yes,my little den of vipers" <BR> <BR>got to run and <BR>dig out my old Faulty towers tapes :-) <BR>

It's 4 o'clock and time for the penguin on your television to explode!

They have a cute bunny in a cage. It's just a leeetle bunny.

Albatross! Albatross! <BR> <BR>Do you get wafers with that?

I believe they serve Spring Surprise candies after dinner. <BR> <BR>I understand it is surrounded by HUUUUGE tracts of land...

did he say "Blessed are the Greeks"?

I heard it is no longer... <BR>apparently it burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. <BR> <BR>TTFN

No, I think he said, "Blessed are the Geeks".

its not a hotel its a very naughty boy