nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

my dear lonely planet crossover and one sick puppy, haven't you heard? It has faulty towers.

What was that about coming upstairs? Beware the blamange. <BR>

And now for something completely different.....

Yes, it is great, but the rooms are too small for those with three buttocks. <BR>

They tend to f__t in your general direction if you are a silly English Kiniggit. <BR> <BR>But they will tell all of us how to be individuals.

I hear they are all lumberjacks, but really, they're Okay. <BR> <BR>Marlena

I'm not dead yet...I'm feel better...I want to SING!

Always look on the bright side of life... and don't forget a smart sheep is a dangerouos animal.

I've been and so's my wife. But you try telling young people that these days.

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Oh, how good to have a laugh first thing in the morning! <BR>I hate to get serious here, as this is a great troll. <BR>But, if it isn't: <BR>Paul, are you talking about the Faulty Towers? <BR>It is located on via Magenta, and is north of the Termini station. <BR>( wanted to go there but forgot to bring the address, and it is not listed in phone book!) <BR> <BR>"Basil,Basil! Basil!!" <BR>"yes,my little den of vipers" <BR> <BR>got to run and <BR>dig out my old Faulty towers tapes :-) <BR>

It's 4 o'clock and time for the penguin on your television to explode!

They have a cute bunny in a cage. It's just a leeetle bunny.

Albatross! Albatross! <BR> <BR>Do you get wafers with that?

I believe they serve Spring Surprise candies after dinner. <BR> <BR>I understand it is surrounded by HUUUUGE tracts of land...

did he say "Blessed are the Greeks"?

I heard it is no longer... <BR>apparently it burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. <BR> <BR>TTFN

No, I think he said, "Blessed are the Geeks".

its not a hotel its a very naughty boy