Pierre says, "el bano is a singer baby", and that is when I realize he is talking about Al Bano, a whole different country at that, so I know he isn't very bright, but...

So I said too handsome and sexy Pierre....Voulez vous pain an chocolat?...<BR><BR>Non, amour, vin and moi and vous......

<BR>Pierre said.....Cheri, Your luggage has apperared...Voila!!!!<BR>Your t shirts are here. Your huge white sneakers are here!<BR>But alas, your real problems start because.......

.. I don't have a pair of sneakers that are your size!

... I don't have a bidet at home.

...the labels are all in Greek. "What," I exclaimed, "how could that be? I bought then at a boutique on the Rue Tatin." <BR>"Tante pis," muttered Pierre with his boozy breath. Now you muct do as I say or else...."

I will show you how to turn those bit white sneakers into fashion shoes with aid of the bidet. I was horrified, my Nike White Sneakers in a Bidet???!!! So I ask Pierre, "what is a bidet?", and he says...

"a bidet, Madame, is to foil zhee pickpockeets! Put all your valuables in zhare, strap eet ayround your west, and no one weel steal your maw nay!"

"Oh'" she exclaimed. I thought it was for drowning kittens and soaking sneakers."<BR>"Mais non," he muttered, "it's only ze Nor Ameicans who belive that. Les bee-days are really for...

.. cooling beer bottles in it.

But what about zupper tonight, mon cheri? Ze wezer is just wonderful, and the pate and oysters exquisite. Let us stroll down the Champs Elysee and talk about....

About many things.<BR>Of ships and planes<BR>and cabbages and kings.<BR><BR>"Non, non a zousand times non. I want to see your limpid....."

not fun antmore

boobeez. "Boobies!" I exclaim. Pierre, you dissapoint me, you...

Dearr Me:<BR>I agree it's time to change threads. Let's all move to the Barges on the Seine one and begin anew.