Further to the topic, everyone around here is suddenly suffering from le gastro.

La gastro, StCirq ;)

Stay where you are.
(it is une gastro - everything bad in french is female.. LOL).

Oh crap! I should have known! You French and your le-la's!

I'll remember that, whathello. Always good to have some guidelines.

La beauté, la gaieté, la gentillesse, la tendresse, all feminine words...

Tsss. casseur d'ambiance.

La misère, dèche, la merde, la maladie, la leucémie...
Le pétrin, le bordel, le cancer, le génocide...

Le boheur, le rire, l'enchantement...

On dit fifty-fifty ?

Dacodac. Bonne nuit en Belgique, la France va se coucher.

J'entrave que dalle.

Dodo comme dirait la saumure.

Demain je dois me coltiner les robsifs, ca va être chaud. Y'aura mêm pas de meufs, comme quoi, c'est pas rose tous les jours !

Du coup, faut que me lève aux aurores, faudra que je trouve mon calbut, mon futal et mes grolles dans la pénombre, comme dirait Renaud.

Allez, tchao pantins !

mon dieu!

Whatello nous en a bouché un coin je dois dire. Pas facile à décoder pour nos amis anglophones, ils s'en prennent plein les mirettes! @-)

Je pense qu'il faut...bomba...beh...aller boire un peu de champ!

Got to talk with colleagues from Yorkshire. I found I was doing excellent until I left. I made the mistake to talk to the guard at the exit.
I understood about 20%. My other French colleague about 5%.

Bloody language ! Bloody accent !

So we went to a Nepalese restaurant. At least we understood what was said and liked the food. Then had a beer in a nice pub in Stockport. Greetings from there ! Good local beer ....

I live in Lancashire (born in Manchester) and find it difficult sometimes to understand Yorkshire folk! Well done on finding a nice pub in Stockport, but if you were drinking Robinson's beer, I'd have to take issue with the "good".

Got to talk with colleagues from Yorkshire. I found I was doing excellent until I left. I made the mistake to talk to the guard at the exit.
I understood about 20%. My other French colleague about 5%. >>

Whathello - you should try understanding the cornish accent - it took me about 5 years really to cotton onto what my next-door neighbour is saying.